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November 20, 2006
Moonbats Plot to Defend Ayatollahs With Global Orgasm
Warning: you may soon experience a change in Earth's energy field. GlobalOrgasm.org is planning a Global Orgasm to save Iran's terrorist regime from American imperialism. The cosmic occurrence will take place on "Solstice Day," December 22. From their Mission Statement:
The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth's energy is NOW!
Anyone can participate. All you have to do is have sex and think moonbatty thoughts.
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high-energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.
Results will be measured on the "worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project." This is only the first of seven Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace events, which will reach their thundering climax on the 2012 December solstice, "when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning."
GlobalOrgasm.org is the brainchild of Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, who also founded Baring Witness, a cult of nudist kooks who spell out anti-war messages with their naked bodies in public.
Reffell has managed to cram human history into his cramped hippie ideology. It seems that conflicts between societies are simply an outgrowth of men attempting to impress potential mates, a phenomenon he sums up as "my missile is bigger than your missile."
Posted by Van Helsing at November 20, 2006 12:21 PM
Comments
Just another excuse to get naked and have sex. Some people just never grow up.
Posted by: Pam at November 20, 2006 12:37 PM
Mark your calendars: December 22 is bang a hippy chick day.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 20, 2006 1:26 PM
Wonder if Donna is any relation to the Ditch Witch?
Posted by: Philosopher at November 20, 2006 1:56 PM
think i'll call it "honey, i have a headache" for peace day to counteract their efforts.
Posted by: nanc at November 20, 2006 2:09 PM
Sweet! I'll imagine peaceful thoughts as I pull out of my boyfriend's ass and squirt my hot load all over his back.
Posted by: MakeLove at November 20, 2006 2:11 PM
ugh.
Posted by: MB at November 20, 2006 2:57 PM
Dude, that's not right. That makes me sicker than:
Posted by: Gross at November 20, 2006 4:35 PM
From the globalorgasm article:
"Your mind is like a blank".
Ahh...the perfect moonbat phrase.
With all those post-solstice and post-X-mas babies getting birthed 9 months later, maybe THAT's the source of societal problems, since September is the highest birthrate month.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 21, 2006 9:34 AM
What happens if you can't find a suitable partner?
Can a person just whack off for peace?
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at November 21, 2006 11:39 AM
What happens if you can't find a suitable partner?
Ask the Globals to send volunteers to your house!
Posted by: Jonathan L. at November 21, 2006 1:29 PM
"worldwide monitor system of the Global Consciousness Project."
Is this like the command center? Do they have a setup like NORAD? I can picture them wearing moonbat uniforms, watching computer screens and digital readouts on a giant display, as the captain shouts:
"Looks like a weak energy field in the upper northeast sector."
"Yes sir, it seems some gay guys are having lots of sex but instead of thinking about peace, they're thinking about Brad Pitt," responds the luitenant.
"Damn you Brad Pitt!" the captain seethes as he shakes his fist to the sky.
Then he shouts "Quick, everybody, there's no time to lose! We've got to make up the difference! Off with your clothes, now!"
And then the cheesy music starts....bow-chicka-bow-wowwwwww.....
Well I'm going to combat this. I WILL have sex that day, but instead of thinking about peace, I'll think about the hippie guys only getting off half a nut or not getting it up at all, and I'll think about the hippie girls not being completely satisfied and having to disappear in the bathroom for ten minutes afterwards while their boyfriend falls asleep in his own love juice.
Actually...I'm going to think about Angelina Jolie. A naked Angelina Jolie.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at November 21, 2006 2:32 PM
MakeLove, thanks but we don't need to hear about your sexual perversions, this IS a site about MOONBATTERY, after all, remember? We already know people do FREAKISH stuff.
Posted by: Chris at November 21, 2006 7:53 PM
Oh yeah, Angelina Jolie is a real fantasy... What with her Che Guavera tattoo and her moonbat activities like blaming America for black people's problems and passionately kissing her brother. Not to mention she is a complete doofus who rarely has her facts straight or knows what she's talking about. REAL attractive, to be sure...
Posted by: Chris at November 21, 2006 8:08 PM
Chris,
While I think I agree with your politics, you are soooo uptight its sad. Jolie is a disgusting pig by all accounts. But, there is nothing wrong with someone thinking she is sexy and wanting to get with her. It's a natural thought. Some of those posting there thoughts on this post are socially inappropriate but not "freakish". Come on, Scarlett Johannson is a hotty, admit it, it's ok.
Posted by: Ken at November 23, 2006 1:11 PM
