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November 28, 2006
Moonbat Prof Calls English-Speaking Americans "Parasites"
Posted by Dave Blount at November 28, 2006 8:50 PM
There seems to be no limit to the contempt useless ivory tower moonbats will express toward their own civilization. Take University of Colorado's Paul Campos for example. In a recent diatribe in which he chastises us for objecting to having to press 1 for English in our own English-speaking country, Campos has this to say:
[T]he most significant fact to keep in mind about people who speak Spanish in the United States is this: such people are invariably performing useful labor. In fact, it isn't too much of an exaggeration to say that the odds a person does the kind of work that simply has to get done in order to keep civilization afloat go up in direct proportion to the probability that this person speaks Spanish.
Those among us who build the buildings, and cook the food, and clean the bathrooms, and trim the trees, and care for the children - in short, the people who, in Orwell's phrase, "make the wheels go round" - are increasingly the people who press "2" in order to hear their options in Spanish.
Meanwhile, the immense mass of well-paid parasites who infest our fabulously wealthy nation - the financial analysts, the political consultants, the managers of human resources, the vice presidents for West Coast promotion, the producers of television commercials designed to increase the consumption of certain breakfast cereals, and, needless to say, the syndicated newspaper columnists - will continue to become annoyed at the need to press "1."
Just think, if only we could get rid of the parasites, and all be gardeners and dishwashers, we could generate as much wealth as Mexico. It's a good thing Campos teaches law and not economics.

Hat tip: Slapstick Politics


