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November 16, 2006
Indonesian Casts Evil Spell on W
W's flawless taste in enemies has manifested itself in Indonesia, where a sorcerer named Ki Gendeng Pamungkas has cast a spell that will send spirits to possess the President's Secret Service detail during an upcoming visit.
Pamgunkas killed a goat, a snake, and a crow and mixed their blood with spice and broccoli to make a special potion. Some of it he drank, and some he smeared on his face. He expressed confidence the spell would work because "the devil is with me today."
Not being an American citizen, Pamonkeyspaz was not able foil Bush by voting Democratic in the recent election, so he's making do as best he can.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 16, 2006 3:06 PM
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Pamgunkas killed a goat, a snake, and a crow and mixed their blood with spice and broccoli to make a special potion.
He made gumbo?
Posted by: Jason at November 16, 2006 3:24 PM
Broccoli?
Is that some kind of kryptonite for combating the Bush family?
Posted by: Henry at November 16, 2006 5:33 PM
He'd better be careful -- not because the Bushhitler Crime Syndicate™ might track him down for his deed, but because, being a witch doctor in Indonesia, the Muslim fundies might track him down and kill him for his religion.
Posted by: prince of leaves at November 16, 2006 10:47 PM
