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November 21, 2006
Hollyweird Bimbo Decries Unaborted Children
Actress Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation) has joined the long list of dim-witted entertainment industry degenerates who offer President Bush the ultimate compliment by heaping scorn upon him. Johansson, who piously crows that she is so "socially aware" (and presumably socially active) that she gets tested for HIV twice a year, warns of the dark fate that will befall us if we follow the moral example of Christians like W instead of her own Hollyweird crowd:
We are supposed to be liberated in America but if our President had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. Every woman would have six children and we wouldn't be able to have abortions.
The horror.

On a tip from Bill V.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 21, 2006 8:02 AM
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piously crows that she is so "socially aware" (and presumably socially active) that she gets tested for HIV twice a year
Interesting that she gets tested for something that there doesn't even exist a test for, that no one has even proven to exist, and for which she may not even be at risk for. What a waste of time and money. That's a lot of blonde moments over time.
Nonetheless, from the looks of her in this pic, I'd probably give her a few hours of my time ;), just for the fun of it.
RWR
www.rightwingrocker.com
Posted by: RightWingRocker at November 21, 2006 9:04 AM
If it weren't for brave womyn like Scarlett speaking out against people like you Van Helsing we would return to the days when a woman had to get hit across the stomach with a rusty lead pipe to have an abortion.
Bravo Scarlett, and by the way there is a foolproof method of having sex that will absolutely not get you pregnant. I could show you if you'd like.
Posted by: associatecontributor1 at November 21, 2006 11:01 AM
And they spay dogs. Go figure.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 21, 2006 12:18 PM
Dumb celeb or not, I'd still bang the shit out her.
Posted by: Richard the Turd at November 21, 2006 1:52 PM
Richard and RWR,
Right behind ya!!
er...wait...
I go first.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at November 21, 2006 2:07 PM
does not one person have an intillectual comment? no, just sick perverts. I used to be a fan of Scarlett, but no longer as she has been plagued with the hollywood 'evil'
Posted by: jane at November 21, 2006 2:48 PM
Man are you right jane. I can't believe I intimated that I would have anal sex with Scarlett Johannson. It is our duty to have enlightened conversations regarding stupid Hollywood Moonbats not pander to our more degenerate urges like putting my &%^$& up Scarlett's *^^%^*$ until she (&^%^%^* and than (&^&*&*( all over her *&$%#^%.
Posted by: associatecontributor1 at November 21, 2006 3:13 PM
associatecontributor1 your name is way too long and so are your comments. get a life you pervert.
Posted by: jane at November 21, 2006 4:38 PM
I'm sorry to upset you jane. I had a bit of a keyboard malfunction, what I intended to type was:
"...like putting my Rutland flat wire chimney brush up Scarlett's fireplace until she is safe from the risk of carbon monoxide poisoning and than nut all over her face."
Posted by: associatecontributor1 at November 21, 2006 5:34 PM
Jane, most of the people who post here are degenerate moonbats. This site does not seem to be helping anyone... The people making the disgusting comments here are afflicted with Moonbattery and are just more representative to the moral/social breakdown in the USA. There is no hope for the West in case you don't know. Anyone who would desire anal sex is a freakshow anyway and should be spayed or neutered. Most of them should be banned. Moonbats of the world UNITE!! (and then jump off a bridge).
Posted by: Chris at November 21, 2006 7:39 PM
Leave it to a Moonbat to decry the abortion conditions instead of the abortion itself... THE TRAGEDY IS THE DEATH OF A BABY, NOT HOW IT IS PERFORMED. Any women that would consider an abortion is a low life and should have a metal bar took to her (but not while she is pregnant). Richard, Right Wing Rocker, and Nude Whales comments are simply debased and are reflective of the moral/social decline in our society brought on by abandonment of Christian values. There is no hope or future for the West unless we return to some sort of decency and morality. It is sick to be sure Jane, but it is more sad than anything.
Posted by: Chris at November 21, 2006 7:47 PM
hmmmmmmmmm...i've never had to get an hiv test.
dayam! i must be doing something wrong.
Posted by: nanc at November 22, 2006 7:15 AM
It's fun to watch the Bible fundies cringe whenever anyone talks about sex!
Posted by: Roger Dodger at November 22, 2006 2:23 PM
who piously crows that she is so "socially aware" (and presumably socially active) that she gets tested for HIV twice a year
i.e. She's a complete hosebag who'll bang anything with a pulse.
But, hey, Hollywood's morals are superior to ours. George Clooney said so.
Posted by: V the K at November 24, 2006 8:35 AM

