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November 27, 2006
Botched Joke Kerry Ranked Dead Last in Likability
Most will be unsurprised to learn that in a poll ranking the likability of 20 top American politicians, John "Botched Joke" Kerry finished dead last.
According to Peter Brown of the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute in Hamden, Connecticut:
Americans know who he is, and have pretty much decided they don't like him.
Brown notes that while other candidates still have a chance to make "a good first impression" on voters who are unfamiliar with them, it's too late for Jean François, whom all of us know and most of us loathe.
Nonetheless, he appears still to be in the mix for the 2008 presidential race, blissfully insulated by his haughty ego from the opinions of his would-be subjects.
Unaware that it's already dead, Kerry's living corpse lurches toward another election.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 27, 2006 6:02 PM
