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November 27, 2006

Alex Constantine, The Mad Tinfoil Hatter

As Oliver Stone's career illustrates, the wackiest moonbats are those drawn to conspiracy theories. For conspiracies so mind-bendingly intricate that they can only be disputed by gasping, "But that's totally insane," readers are referred to Alex Constantine, whose website features this banner:

Alex Constantine's books are tour-de-force incursions into the secret world of American Fascisti, the classified government agencies that act as their Templars and the conspiracies they spawn — fascism, says Constantine, is inherently conspiratorial... and there is nothing theoretical about it...

Thanks to Mr. Constantine's diligent research, we now know that:

Etcetera. It probably all makes sense after a couple tabs of LSD.

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The bizarre and frightening America of Alex Constantine.

On a tip from Rob.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 27, 2006 1:11 PM

Comments

i'm sure it would take more like and o.d. to believe any of it.

Posted by: nanc at November 27, 2006 1:38 PM

The only way you could think that is if you were raised to. An example would be how 'honorable' Palestinian parents raise their kids to go blow themselves up in Israel. The name 'Alex' is also indicative of having moonbats as parents, the guy never had a chance.

Posted by: MB at November 27, 2006 1:57 PM

Of the list posted, I can find circumstantial evidence of just one: that the bush family had ties to the nazis. IN reality, a bush family member was on the board of a company that was trading with nazi germany in the early days of the US's engagement in the war. Hardly "ties"...

The rest is... well, it'd make good fiction, but I'd recommend some serious editing.

Posted by: Archonix at November 28, 2006 3:15 AM

>An example would be how 'honorable' Palestinian parents raise ?>their kids to go blow themselves up in Israel.

Like American mothers packing their children off to die in a genocidal war? LOL. What military intelligence unit are you with, the Little Goerings?

I'll be here long after you roll up the lies and slink away.

http://www.alexconstantine.blogspot.com/

Three hits came to me from your site yesterday. I can see you handle VOLUME here, as the rats go down with Bush's sinking ship. LOL ... pathetic right-wing weasels, and endangered species.

But thanks for the laughs.

- AC


Posted by: Alex Constantine at November 28, 2006 12:33 PM

Like American mothers packing their children off to die in a genocidal war?

Last time I checked you had to be above the age of majority to join the army. In other words, an adult, presumably capable of making your own decisions.

Posted by: Archonix at November 28, 2006 12:53 PM

Last time I checked you had to be above the age of majority to join the army. In other words, an adult, presumably capable of making your own decisions.

Teenagers are capable of making their own decisions under normal circumstances, but like you, they are subjected to a media that CENSORS and DISINFORMS and LIES and "SPINS" and KEEPS THEM IN IGNORANCE.

Look in the mirror – THAT is the one who should go to Iraq, not innocent teenagers who have been turned into obedient dupes and cannon fodder by ignorant authoritarians like yourself. Keep looking in that mirror - the weak-minded, insipid appearance is what flag-waving did for you. LOL. YOU can't make rational decisions - how is a child raised on the lies of Fox News, your favorite fascist channel, to know that he's being deceived.

THAT'S what I'm here to do, straighten 'em out. So cry about it, Nazi. Lot of good that's doing you. Right-wing rats going down with Bush's sinking ship are still trying to sell their bilge here. I'll let my readers know, because we thought you'd scurried back under the woodwork to whine that Alex Constantine is "mistreating" you ... oh, that's what this web page is about.

But I don't mistreat you. Trying to HELP you. Take me up on it and reject fascism – it has cost you dearly and you will wear the scars for some time. Stop falling for the "conservative" feelgood moonshine, come back to the real world. We will welcome you back to the human race – but reparations are due, and you have to be willing to face the horrors that you have unleashed on the world, help us FIX them.

You've murdered enough children. Don't kill any more. Get over the delusions.

- Alex Constantine

Posted by: Alex Constantine at December 7, 2006 1:59 PM