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November 30, 2006
ACLU Nativity Scene
In honor of the Christmas spirit, the Young Conservatives of Texas are reaching out to the Left with an "ACLU Nativity Scene" that will be displayed on campus at the University of Texas next Monday and Tuesday. Chairman Tony McDonald describes the alternative crèche:
We've got Gary and Joseph instead of Mary and Joseph in order to symbolize ACLU support for homosexual marriage, and of course there isn't a Jesus in the manger. The three Wise Men are Lenin, Marx, and Stalin because the founders of the ACLU were strident supporters of Soviet style Communism.
There will also be a terrorist shepherd and an angel that looks like Nancy Pelosi. But Hot Air suggests that this considerate gesture doesn't go far enough to please the true-blue Left — or even to stay out of court:
Why can't Gary and Joseph have an adopted child? Do the creators of this "nativity" scene have a problem with gay adoption? I see a law suit coming.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 30, 2006 2:06 PM
Comments
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Posted by: Redford at November 30, 2006 2:22 PM
I like the suggested that an aborted baby be in the crib. It would be so - ACLU.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 30, 2006 3:24 PM
I like the suggestion that an aborted baby be in the crib. It so - ACLU.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 30, 2006 3:26 PM
(last time)
I like the suggestion that an aborted baby be in the crib. It's so - ACLU.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 30, 2006 3:27 PM
I 2nd anon's suggestion....er-r-r-r, make that: I 4th it!
Posted by: Anonymous at November 30, 2006 3:31 PM
I think a baby Mohammed would be appropriate, given that Muslims don't like representations of him.
The wise men could be suicide bombers carrying gifts of anthrax, box cutters, and sarin nerve gas.
We'd have to make sure any farm animals were wearing diapers, though, because, well, you know... (There was a story about some Muslims mandating that shepherds diaper their goats lest they entice men).
Posted by: Steve at November 30, 2006 4:03 PM
Van, hopefully your blog won't wind up on some FBI watch list because of my last comment.
Posted by: Steve at November 30, 2006 4:05 PM
Instead of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, they could bring the baby Jesus condoms, clean needles, and stroke mags.
Posted by: V the K at November 30, 2006 4:38 PM
I think they should have a pre-teen boy in there, just for those lovely folks at NAMBLA.
Posted by: Archonix at November 30, 2006 5:07 PM
FANTASTIC!!! We need more people to rise to the challenge like this. Congradulations to them! I love it.
Posted by: Chris at November 30, 2006 11:57 PM
Perhaps it would be more fitting to have a Rosie O'Donnell look-a-like and a mate for her. It would achieve the same thing, and perhaps frighten the onlookers more than the two men would.
Posted by: Pam at December 1, 2006 6:39 AM
Maybe two of the other shepherds could resemble, respectively, an illegal immigrant and a member of the KKK, both causes which the ACLU fiercely supports.
Posted by: Adam at December 1, 2006 9:10 AM
