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October 9, 2006
When Lesbians Attack
Dwayne Buckle of Queens was standing outside a movie theater in Greenwich Village when a group of seven women walked by. He said, "Hi. How are you doing?" It was a big mistake.
Apparently the women were militant lesbians who didn't appreciate his friendliness. One of them spat on him. He spat back. Then they attacked. Patreese Johnson stuck a steak knife in his abdomen.
Johnson, who has been charged with first-degree assault, first-degree gang assault, and attempted murder, explains:
As I got my knife, Renata hit him for spitting. Then everyone jumped in because he is a man. Then some young men had helped us. After that we walked away. I admit I did cut him one time for my own safety.
Buckle calls the attack "a hate crime against a straight man." Let that be a lessen to any normal people who let the sun set on them in Greenwich Village.
On a tip from The Right Reverend Rabbi Judah.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 9, 2006 6:58 AM
Comments
I think in my defense I would have yelled "Wait! I'm one of you ... I'm a lesbian in a man's body".
Posted by: Vulgorilla at October 9, 2006 8:54 AM
I've wondered before if a man in reasonabley good shape, could take on a sea of angry lesbians. Its also kinda ironic that they got help from a ......man?
Posted by: MB at October 9, 2006 10:44 AM
Did the men think the women were being attacked by this man? How predudiced! I'm outraged!
Posted by: Ron at October 9, 2006 6:55 PM
