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October 18, 2006

Tag, Touch Football Banned on Playground

Posted by Dave Blount at October 18, 2006 1:06 PM

The campaign to turn future generations into sissified blobs of hypersensitive jelly continues at the Willett Elementary School in Attleboro, Massachusetts, where tag, touch football, and all other games that involve contact have been banned during recess.

Principal Gaylene Heppe is worried about safety risks and of course the lawsuits they entail. I'm worried about what future generations will degenerate into if kids aren't even allowed to play tag on the playground because it's too physical. People like this might start to look normal:


But no doubt Robert Jensen is pleased at the thought of a generation of boys raised to be wimps.

On a tip from Bill.