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October 14, 2006
Global Warming: The True Culprits
As western New York digs its way out from under mountains of mid-October snow, locals might want to consider importing more cows, which are suspected of perpetrating global warming.
Cows produce massive quantities of methane by passing gas like Ted Kennedy at a bean bake. They also produce methane by belching.
The average cow blasts out 500 liters of methane a day. Scientists are hard at work on chewier foods, inoculations, microbes, and extracts of garlic in their efforts to reduce bovine methane, which has 23 times the effect of carbon dioxide when it comes to global warming. Disturbingly, Eurocrats have focused their pernicious attention on the issue.
Maybe the extracts of garlic should be tried on hysterical environmentalist moonbats, before they start banning cars — and cows.
On a tip from The Right Reverend Rabbi Judah.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 14, 2006 10:11 AM
Comments
Environmentalist, tree-hugging Vegetarians produce more methane than carnivorous humans. I decree that we should bag their hind-quarters to "save the earth" AND impose a "gas tax". Then maybe they'll shut up (one end of their alimentary tract anyway).
Posted by: jael at October 14, 2006 2:41 PM
I'd like to see these moonbats try to collect that tax from an irate cape buffalo
Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 14, 2006 6:24 PM
"Cows produce massive quantities of methane by passing gas like Ted Kennedy at a bean bake."
Ted Kennedy eats solid food?
Posted by: wa at October 16, 2006 6:41 AM
