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September 28, 2006
Why Should Gynecologists Have All the Fun?
The never-ending threat of senseless random murder in the name of Islam has made life hard on airport screeners, who now have to worry about formerly innocuous items like sneakers and baby bottles... and augmented breasts.
The TSA Bulletin lists items that are allowed on planes as of September 26, including:
Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids.
However, if
items exceed 3 ounces or are not contained in a one-quart, zip-top plastic bag, you MUST declare to one of our Security Officers at the checkpoint for further inspection.
Recruiting airport screeners just got a little easier.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 28, 2006 8:09 AM
Comments
If they can take Hanoi Jane's implants out, you'd think they could also extract Ted Turner's head out of his ass. On second thought, it's probably an inoperable situation.
Posted by: monsoon at September 28, 2006 12:17 PM
Yes, Generation Y, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Jane Fonda was seen as a sex symbol.
Posted by: phil at September 29, 2006 4:29 AM
