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September 1, 2006
Western Stories Islamicized
It's a relief to know that even if we don't slough off political correctness and begin resisting Islamic encroachment before it's too late to save Europe from demographic conquest, at least some remnants of our civilization might survive. Turkish schoolchildren are being taught classic Western stories — with a few alterations.
Pinocchio calls upon Allah. In The Three Musketeers, Aramis converts to Islam. Tom Sawyer is given a "special treat" for learning the Arabic words to Islamic prayers. Pollyanna announces that she believes in the end of the world as foretold in the Koran. Heidi learns that praying to Allah is good for the nerves.
Maybe Muslims will refrain from treating the Louvre the way they dealt with the ancient Buddhist statues they blew up in Afghanistan. Of course, they'll have to paint a burka over the Mona Lisa.
Hat tip: LGF
Posted by Van Helsing at September 1, 2006 9:43 AM
Comments
Posted by: V the K at September 1, 2006 12:02 PM
Other classics de-westernized:
The Arabic Ethic and the Spirit of Baksheesh
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, BOOM Fish
The Cellphone Always Rings Twice Before Exploding
The Merry Wives of Walid
chsw
Posted by: chsw at September 1, 2006 1:13 PM
V the K,
I actually heard the exchange, Beckett was downright vicious, in a very appalling manner. I hope these idiots keep it up.
chsw,
"BOOM fish", hilarious. Almost spit my soda on the keyboard with that one.
Posted by: MG3 at September 1, 2006 5:24 PM
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
No. *KABOOM*
Posted by: Archonix at September 2, 2006 6:28 AM
and the Venus de Milo would also need to cover up. Allah is great.
Posted by: David Vance at September 2, 2006 11:31 AM
How about rewriting Arabic stories with a few alterations. Like the one where Muhammed fornicates with goats after praying to Satan.
Posted by: Jingoist at September 4, 2006 8:12 PM
