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September 8, 2006
The Wisdom of Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt may not have much acting ability, but he dispenses some clever advice to his fellow libs. Here's how to avoid the commitment of marriage while still maintaining the high ground in the eyes of your regular squeeze:
Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.
In other words, he would like to be subject to a $zillion settlement and alimony payments when his arrangement with Angelina Jolie hits its Hollywood expiration date after another couple of months, but he's willing to sacrifice on behalf of put-upon gays who haven't yet been allowed to reduce marriage to a tasteless joke. What a noble guy.
On a tip from Bill V.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 8, 2006 4:08 PM
Comments
Do you realize that the ad next to this article is for 'Gay Wedding Rings'?
Posted by: Number 2 at September 8, 2006 4:14 PM
Number 2,
That's contextual ads for you.
Posted by: Van Helsing at September 8, 2006 4:18 PM
It's a way for he and Angelina to part without legal strings next time they find passion with someone else on the movie set. What a cheeseball!
Posted by: Pam at September 8, 2006 4:27 PM
This is hilarious. Moonbattery is making money off a company that caters to moonbats with that 'wedding rings' for perverts ad.
Posted by: Dickey Swollenz at September 8, 2006 4:52 PM
Dickey,
For Moonbattery to make any money, people would have to click on the ad. But this is the last straw; I just killed the contextual ads.
Posted by: Van Helsing at September 8, 2006 6:17 PM
What'll impress me will be when he marries her without a prenup in the land o' fruits and nuts.
Posted by: vsoops at September 8, 2006 6:41 PM
Actually I'm all in favor of making money for Moonbattery! Hell, there's big money out there in gay weddings. I believe in capitalism whole heartedly, so I say everyone here should click the ad just to waste their money.
Posted by: Dickey Swollenz at September 8, 2006 6:56 PM
Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.
Including polygamists, child molesters, close relatives, and the Enumclaw crowd?
Posted by: V the K at September 9, 2006 11:37 AM
