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September 26, 2006

Keith Olbermann Calls Chris Wallace a Monkey

The lunatic Left's main man in the MSM, MSNBC's turbocharged twit Keith Olbermann, has been at it again, throwing hyperbole into overdrive and indulging in DU-style paranoia as he insults the President and defends all things Clinton.

Olbermann's frantic tone and total lack of respect for his superiors is so strongly reminiscent of a chimpanzee flinging feces at zoo patrons that the projection that characterizes leftists made it all but inevitable he would call the infinitely more dignified Chris Wallace a "monkey posing as a newscaster" for daring to ask Bill Clinton about his failure to deal with al Qaeda in the 1990s.

Clinton of course responded to Wallace's perfectly reasonable questions with a contrived thermonuclear temper tantrum that continued even after the interview had ended. Naturally Olbermann regards Clinton's jarringly childish performance not only as acceptable, but as "forceful and triumphant action for honesty."

With Olbermann, all roads lead to flinging poo at the President. In no time he was questioning Bush's honesty, "manliness," and fitness to serve as a prelude to plunging headfirst into paranoia. According to Olbermann, the Bush Administration was "re-writing history" by sending "its hyenas at Fox" to "sandbag" the "virtuous" Slick Willie.

Not only Fox News is at the sinister W's beck and call, but also ABC, which Olbermann is far from forgiving for airing "The Path to 9/11," a miniseries that failed to whitewash Clinton's well-documented irresponsibility, apathy, and incompetence in regard to Muslim terrorism. Apparently having been infiltrated by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, ABC "enabled an Authoritarian zealot to belch out Mr. Bush's new and improved history."

According to Olbermann's own "new and improved history," it was all the Republicans' fault that Clinton was too busy molesting interns to defend the country from terrorists, because they doubted the sincerity of his politically timed cruise missile attacks on empty tents in Afghanistan and an aspirin factory in Sudan.

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A monkey posing as a newscaster.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 26, 2006 10:06 AM

Comments

Anything but a softball question to a democrat is a "right wing hit job". The merest hint of what Bush has to put up with 24/7 sends Clinton into a fit of sputtering madness. Olbermann has gone so far over the edge he now probably hurts the dems more than he helps. Could you imagine a nightly cable show dedicated to disparaging a democratic President running year after year? Especially one with such pathetic ratings? This guy's presence is daily confirmation of the worst instincts of the MSM and further deligitimizes their offerings in the eyes of the (non-Moonbat) public.

Posted by: Bonzo at September 26, 2006 12:35 PM

How mad Clinton got about being asked those questions is all for show. Thats the only thing understandable about his reaction. Right wing hit job, .... What a load of crap. That crazed, foaming at the mouth Chris Wallace must have thought Rumsfeld was a moonbat who screws interns with cigars, also. moonbathttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160716,00.html

Posted by: MB at September 26, 2006 1:00 PM

VH, thanks for going back to the old "full message" format. The "Read more" links were driving me nuts.

Posted by: skh at September 26, 2006 8:41 PM

It's difficult to rewrite history when for 8 years the WJC administration ran a 24/7 spin machine to veil in constant fog the "truth," such as it was. Now that WJC no longer has the power to control what's said and take retribution against the "sayer," the truth is finally emerging, with the wholly expected effort of the moonbatted Clintonistas to rewrite it back to where it distortedly was. Clinton is just a narcissistic control freak who can't stand not to be able to skew the message to his own version favoring his so-called "legacy." And Herr Olbermann is just one more useful idiot giving his all for the cause, truth be damned. LOL

Posted by: monsoon at September 27, 2006 7:55 AM

Bill Clinton was hilarious. He was literally jumping out of his chair with eyes bulging. I thought he was going to grab Wallace and strangle him. Either that or he was going to blow a gasket and die right there on camera.

So many of the gasbag politicians on both the extreme left and extreme right will continue with the nonsense until regular attacks on American soil occur.

Can you imagine during the 1944 Presidential election have these clowns around arguing about whether a quarter of a million dead soldiers and millions of wounded were worth it? Whether or not the thousands of American dead soldiers on D-Day in 1 single day was worth it?

Unfortunately it will take another 9-11 or worse for the Democrats to get serious about fighting Islamo-Fascists and the Republicans to get serious about border security.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at September 27, 2006 8:17 AM