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As if believing that sticking enough knives in his own country's back will win him a second booby prize from the America-hating ankle-biters of the Nobel Commission, Jimmy Carter has been gleefully playing into the most hyperbolic Islamic propaganda, accusing the current administration of torturing put-upon Muslims.

Jimmy the Dhimmi once had his own opportunity to confront Islamic imperialism, when his failure to stand by our ally the Shah resulted in Ayatollah Khomeini coming to power in Iran. The immediate result was the invasion of our embassy and the holding of American hostages for 444 days while Carter sat on his thumb and squirmed. The long-term result was the upsurge in Muslim terrorism from which President Bush has been doing an admirable job of defending us, despite heavy resistance from moonbat quislings like Carter, who croaks to the likeminded Dhimmis at al-Reuters:

Things that are unanimously almost or globally assumed to be torture, they claim that this is not torture.

In the ultimate indictment of terrorist-enabling RINOs like John McCain, John Warner, and Colin Powell, Carter gushed that he is "filled with admiration" for them as a result of their efforts to impede the War on Terror. Please remember this endorsement and under no circumstances pass up any future opportunities to vote against these useful idiots.

Ironically, one excuse McCain et al. have made for insisting on five-star hotel treatment for terrorists is that the slightest inconvenience to them might result in maltreatment of our own captured soldiers. As it is, they are tortured, dismembered, and dragged through the streets, so of course we don't want their treatment by Muslims to get any worse. But by screaming to anyone who will listen that America tortures Muslims, Carter is assuring the worst possible treatment for captured Americans — as he is not stupid enough to fail to understand.

According to Carter, detaining terrorists who have every intention of dwarfing 9/11 with their next strike constitutes "illegal punishment" that Bush's administration "has stonewalled so they can continue to perpetrate."

Casting away any pretense of fairness, Carter proclaimed that it's Bush's fault that Palestinians won't stop trying to kill Israelis, and that America is less safe as a result. Then he went the extra mile to harm our country by trying to turn our closest ally against us by announcing that Bush has increased the terror threat against Britain.

This attack on America's foreign policy comes as Bush prepares to address the U.N. General Assembly. To Jimmy the Dhimmi's dismay, Bush will not debase himself by chatting with Iranian maniac Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the U.N., as Iran has been brazenly developing nuclear weapons, engineering terror attacks on Israeli civilians, and calling for a second Holocaust.

It's only natural that Carter sides with Ahmadinejad; after all, Mad Mahmoud would not be in power today if it were not for the Dhimmi's policies back in the 70s. Ahmadinejad is carrying on the Carter legacy. Here's what Jimbo had to say:

Our government now has a strange and unprecedented and pervasive policy of not speaking to anybody who doesn't agree with us in advance on controversial issues. So we close the door, we go into a closet and pout.

It may seem strange to be accused of pouting by an 81-year-old infant who has been pouting ever since Reagan gave him the righteous trouncing he so thoroughly deserved back in 1980. But juvenile behavior is bound to be oddly defined by a senile child whose unending denunciations of his own country are reminiscent of an ill-behaved kindergartener's attempts to gain attention by shouting obscenities.

The Dhimmi continued to sulk on behalf of hostile regimes that he favors:

So we don't talk to Iran, we don't talk to Syria, we don't talk to the Palestinian government, we don't talk to North Korea, we don't talk to any leaders around the world who disagree with us and this is where the problems arise.

Every time this vile old man opens his mouth, laws against sedition make a little more sense.

On a tip from Wiggins.