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September 26, 2006
George Loony for President?
The good news: limousine leftist George Clooney is shrugging off suggestions from his moonbat fans that he should run for President. The bad news: "he sure sounded like a politician doing it."
Clooney's Hollyweird career has taken a hard-left turn recently, featuring the nostalgic attempt to exhume Senator Joseph McCarthy Good Night, and Good Luck and the convoluted exercise in anti-American paranoia Syriana.
To give an idea of what a George Clooney presidency would entail, below are a few quotes found on Celiberal.
Clooney as a judge of other men:
Let's face it: Bush is just dim.
Clooney as a humanitarian and defender of the Second Amendment:
Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's. [...] I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association; he deserves whatever anyone says about him.
Clooney on combating terrorism:
I just want someone smart to stand up and shout, "Bullshit!" They tell us we're going to war and no one's saying "Bullshit" loud enough. And the language! Listen to the language! "Evil." "Evil"? "Nexus of evil"? "Evil-doer"? That's my favourite, "Evil-doer"! What's wrong with their vocabulary: couldn't they come up with "schmuck"?
Clooney the historian:
What did Bush do on 9/11? He ran away and hid. Even Reagan knew more about leadership than that, and he was as bad a symbol of America as I can think of, off-hand. But at least he's been in enough cowboy movies to know he had to come out and stand on top of the rubble and be seen shaking his fist or something.
If we don't stop taking people seriously just because they are good at flashing self-satisfied smirks from the silver screen, we really are going to find someone like Clooney in a position to do much more direct damage to our country than what their Tinsel Town propaganda has been able to inflict.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 26, 2006 11:05 AM
Comments
Bush is just dim.
Bush couldn't get into Northern Kentucky University (Clooney's alma mater), so he had to settle for Yale and Harvard Business School.
What a dope!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 26, 2006 11:57 PM
Regrettably, George C. Looney starred in one of my favorite movies, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" But then came his infection with a particularly virulent strain of BDS brought on by the bacterium "seanpennitus streisandia." The malady has reached epidemic proportions in a certain enclave of teeming moonbats generically known as Hollyweird. Dont' go 'round there selling crazy. They're all stocked up.
Posted by: monsoon at September 27, 2006 8:07 AM
