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August 30, 2006
Naked Teenage Moonbats Infest Vermont Parking Lot
The dissolution of civilized norms proceeds at a brisk pace in liberal Vermont, where the busiest parking area in downtown Brattleboro has been colonized by naked teenaged moonbats.
The Boston Globe describes the situation in the Harmony Parking Lot as "a lark or an ode to youthful exuberance." Andrew Wdowiak, who works at neighboring Everyone's Books, outside of which the naked youths have congregated, describes it differently:
I needed about three drinks to erase that vision.
Another business with a prime view of the clothes-free teens is the Back Side Cafe. There have been complaints, but there is no law against public nudity in Brattleboro, and it would take a while to get one implemented and enforced.
Meanwhile, the birthday suit fad has been growing in popularity, extending to "group bike rides, skateboarding, hula-hoop contests, and a grass-roots music event that the group dubbed the Brat Fest."
Says 15-year-old Vermonter Hannah Phillips:
I think most of Vermont wants Vermont to be nude. People have a basic human right to be naked if they want to.
Words of wisdom from the state that gave us Howard Dean.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 30, 2006 9:48 AM
Comments
I wonder of the town has an ordinance against soliciting?
Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield at August 30, 2006 11:11 AM
In other news, John Mark Karr has asked that his trial be moved to Vermont.
Posted by: V the K at August 30, 2006 12:51 PM
Probably more proof of the truism.
"The people who appear in public naked the most often are the people who should never do such a thing"
Posted by: metalgarth at August 30, 2006 1:04 PM
Let's hope for an early winter.
chsw10605
Posted by: chsw10605 at August 30, 2006 1:45 PM
I'd put an edit in there to refer to the restaurant as the "unfortunately - if appropriately - named Back Side Cafe" - considering that's what the customers are now looking at (at best).
Posted by: The Random Yak at August 30, 2006 2:37 PM
Hopfully Hanna is not the girl I know (works at Mike's resturant) uggggg to see her naked.....I'll have to rip out that mind's eye and burn it!
Posted by: the crazy irish chick at August 31, 2006 11:36 AM
