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August 4, 2006
Andrew Sullivan Could Be Looking to Buy Brooklyn Bridge
Deafeningly homosexual Andrew Sullivan has officially joined the tinfoil hat brigade by linking to a YouTube video that he finds "persuasive." The video features conspiracy theorist Alex Jones of infowars.com and prisonplanet.com infamy — a paranoid schizophrenic best known for his prominent position in the campaign to convince the haplessly gullible and/or mentally defective that the Bush Administration was responsible for the atrocities of September 11. As noted at The Corner, Jones is reputed to have
predicted the 9/11 attack in a July 2001 television taping when he warned that the Globalists were going to attack New York and blame it on their asset Osama bin Laden.
In the video, Jones follows the lead of Democratic Underground by conducting a "scientific test," this one allegedly proving that Vice President Cheney blasted his friend Harry Whittington with a shotgun from 15–18 feet away.
Just when it seemed the overhyped Cheney hunting accident story had finally petered out and died, the maniacal Jones — who frighteningly has managed to get hold of a shotgun himself — blows holes in targets, a watermelon, a dead Cornish hen, and a rubber kick-boxing dummy by the name of Bob in this nonsensical video, which after running for more than 10 minutes triumphantly concludes that eyewitness reports of Cheney accidentally peppering Whittington from 90 feet away are a lie.
To quote the laughably credulous Sullivan, "Make your own mind up":
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 4, 2006 8:01 PM
Comments
Tonight on CSI Moonbat, Detective Jones demonstrates that a single layer of Reynolds Wrap® quality aluminum foil could have saved the life of Mr. Whittington. Next week, Jones and his "crack" team discover "scientific" evidence that proves VP (voodoo priest) Cheney has used his powers to restore Mr. Whittington to life...as a Zombie!
Posted by: tfhr at August 4, 2006 9:30 PM
Liberal use of name calling like "deafeningly homosexual", "haplessly gullible", "mentally defective", "paranoid schizophrenic", and last but not least, your title of the post "Moonbattery", do not help your arguement. It just makes you look, well, like a moonbat.
Maybe you can give us some inkling as to why you think his little, admittedly scary/weird excersize with a gun should be dismissed out of hand? Some perhaps scientific explaination as to why the PR explaination from the Cheny camp is unquestionably true, and this guy's, however crazy he may be, experiment is unquestionably false?
Just a suggestion.
Posted by: Brian at August 6, 2006 9:37 PM
Brian, if you can't spell better than a third-grader, use a spell checker so people won't think you're a moron. Just a suggestion.
Posted by: Van Helsing at August 7, 2006 6:46 AM
Brian,
A rubber kick-boxing dummy seems life-like to you?
Posted by: tfhr at August 7, 2006 6:30 PM
