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July 27, 2006

My Eyes!!!

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Artist Daniel Edwards created the above grotesquery, which is entitled "The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton." A suitably tasteful venue has been found for presenting it to the public: NYC's Museum of Sex.

The bust perches atop a pedestal inscribed with the presidential seal and the menacing words "The First Woman President of the United States of America." The monstrous piece was inspired by Sharon Stone's remark that 2008 was too soon for Shrillary to run for President, because people would be threatened by her "sexual power."

The artist describes his work as presenting New York's junior Senator

with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.

The concept of Hillary as President is threatening, all right. But as for the "sexual power," it's too bad she doesn't have more. Maybe she'd be able to keep her husband from molesting other women.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 27, 2006 1:16 PM

Comments

Posting this is a hate crime. You may single-handedly turn your entire readership gay.

Posted by: Number 2 at July 27, 2006 1:31 PM

I swear that's the 60 year old guy who lived in my old neighborhood who gave kids dirty looks when they got to close to his lawn.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 27, 2006 1:42 PM

I kind of reminds me of what was left of the "Bishop" android in ALIEN 3 after the Alien creature tore it apart at the end of ALIENS.

Why are the eyes Japanese? Is she "turning Japanese"? I really think so...

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at July 27, 2006 1:53 PM

Is it just me or does Hillary appear to have a moustache?

Posted by: metalgarth at July 27, 2006 2:07 PM

Its William H. Macy with implants!

Posted by: phil at July 27, 2006 2:45 PM

I'm just thankful he didn't carve out her dick too.

Posted by: Tomslick at July 27, 2006 3:09 PM

The Hillary Special at KFC:

One Left Wing.

Two Extra Large Thighs.

Two Small Breasts.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 27, 2006 4:09 PM

Hell, that's Steve Buschemi in drag!

Posted by: Uchuck the Tuchuk at July 27, 2006 4:13 PM

You know, you just gotta wonder WTF is going on. Nobody needed to see this, I mean nobody. This isn't good for anybody. Bill coulda told you that.

Posted by: monsoon at July 27, 2006 5:12 PM

She looks like Jimmy Carter with breast implants.

Posted by: V the K at July 27, 2006 5:21 PM

Coulda been worse... a bust of Pelosi or even worse - The Sheehag.

After seeing that, I am permanently scarred.

Posted by: Pauly at July 27, 2006 5:33 PM

At least she's wearing a bra. OTOH, the sculptor could have carved some kinky piercings and rings.

Hillary should have one of her enfor, um, friends, take the sculptor aside and ask him to cut the bust above the bustline.

chsw10605

Posted by: chsw10605 at July 27, 2006 6:03 PM

One more thing. Did any of our tax money go into this?

chsw10605

Posted by: chsw10605 at July 27, 2006 6:04 PM

Until I saw it had breasts, I thought it was a bust of Fred Rogers.

Posted by: Philosopher at July 27, 2006 6:55 PM

Will you be paying for my Optometric visit, Van? ;)

Posted by: William Teach at July 27, 2006 6:59 PM

I see a gay jimmy carter. Tranny maybe...

Posted by: Mickey at July 27, 2006 7:34 PM

The "artist" has a world-class pair of beer goggles. Hillary's sexual power? I'll leave comment on that to Bill, who voted with his...well, not feet exactly, but...you know. How about Hillary's emetic power?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2006 8:57 PM


HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at July 27, 2006 9:02 PM

I thought it WAS the Sheehag at first! The resemblence...uncanny...frightening....

Posted by: Angela at July 28, 2006 11:42 AM