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July 6, 2006

Ken Lay Is Alive and Well

Attention moonbats: don't let Ken Lay get away with his devious Bush-assisted scheme to escape punishment. If you have any information regarding Lay's whereabouts or posthumous activities, share them with the vigilant folks at Ken Lay Is Alive and Well.

The site provides photos to help dutiful citizens identify this scapegrace, should he be wearing a disguise or have undergone plastic surgery:

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Sightings should be reported to sightings@kenlayisalive.org at once. Please also inform your local media outlets.

With thanks to Wiggins and V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 6, 2006 8:52 PM

Comments

Oh, man...Randi Rhodes made a tasteless offhand comment yesterday to the effect that he might really have absconded to Central America or some other luxury hideout spot. I thought it was a meant as a joke.

Posted by: prince of leaves at July 6, 2006 9:53 PM

For a sane, evenhanded commentary on Ken Lay and Enron, take a look at blog.kir.com

Posted by: Sam Houston at July 7, 2006 4:51 PM

who has seen the dead body?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 10, 2006 11:33 AM