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July 4, 2006
Hollyweird Leftists to Begin Painless Fast
To show the soon-to-be-fasting Mother Moonbat that they share her commitment to supporting Islamic terrorism and undermining the establishment of democracy in Iraq, a collection of limousine liberals from the make-believe industry will be holding a "rolling fast," in which no one has to go so long without food that they actually get hungry, because after 24 hours, another posturing prima donna takes over the fast, allowing them to get back to their champagne and caviar before their tummies start to rumble.
The fast will presumably last until the government has surrendered to al Qaeda and/or agrees to put Hollywood in charge of foreign policy — or until the press loses interest, which fortunately will happen much sooner. Righteous participants include the usual suspects, including actors Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, and Danny Glover, and novelist Alice Walker. No doubt butlers will be standing by with emergency IVs in case any of these pampered elitists actually try to go a whole day without indulging their appetites.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 4, 2006 5:32 PM
Comments
What's the point of a fast if you aren't fastiing?
Posted by: Geoffrey at July 4, 2006 6:21 PM
I'm thinking OPMOEPS (Our Perpetual Mother of Everlasting Peace Sheehan...via Peace Moonbeam) could stand to lose a little lard. Now where is Sally Struthers?
Syncro
Posted by: Syncrodox at July 4, 2006 7:06 PM
Geoffrey: to give the appearance of fasting, which is all that's necessary to reap the fawning approval of the emotions-first set. And thereby get invites to all the bestest parties and clubs. Because...you care. And that's what matters.
So...will Sean Penn be sipping water during his "rolling fast" from a red plastic cup?
Posted by: prince of leaves at July 4, 2006 11:40 PM
Alec Baldwin could stand to lose a few...perhaps he should jump on the bandwagon!
Posted by: Pam at July 5, 2006 9:41 AM
I am so sorry that they are not goin on a permanent fast or better yetwhy dont they and mother moon bat just hang themselves They would be doing themselves and the world a great favor if they did.
Posted by: gene at July 5, 2006 3:28 PM
