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July 11, 2006
Eurobrigands Loot Microsoft
As moonbattery continues to degrade the fabric of civilization in Western Europe, it is becoming questionable whether it will always be possible to conduct business across the Atlantic. A 2004 European Union ruling demands that Microsoft hand over key computer code to makers of rival products. This is similar to demanding that General Motors turn over free cars to rival carmakers.
Naturally Microsoft has hesitated to slit its own wrists so that its competition can lap up the blood for nourishment. To punish such intransigence, the EU is now threatening fines as high as €2 million per day (about $2,555,000), backdated to December 15, if Microsoft doesn't knuckle under. If the company is still holding out at the end of the month, fines would go up to €3 million per day. This American (i.e., not European) company was fined €497 million by the EU in March 2004.
Europe's dictatorial bureauweenies have also demanded that Microsoft sell a version of Windows without Media Player, which Microsoft would certainly do without coercion if there were any sane reason for consumers to prefer it.
It's bad enough that communist China pirates our extremely valuable intellectual property. The EU is worse, self-righteously demanding that we hand it over voluntarily, then slapping us with fines if we don't comply fast enough.
There may not be much honor among thieves, but a thief who knows he's a thief is at least more honorable than the sanctimonious moonbats running the EU.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 11, 2006 5:12 PM
Comments
I wouldn't be so quick to jump to Microsoft's side on this one. I won't go in to details - there's plenty of places on the net that do - but, frankly, MS and the EU deserve each other.
Posted by: Archonix at July 11, 2006 5:58 PM
Ok, one thing. The EU isn't demending code. The EU is demanding documentation and specs for interoperability purposes, which is something completely different. Again. I don't want to seem like I'm defending the EU but MS is only confusing the issue further by conflating code and documentation. You don't need code in order to interoperate, just function names and the documentation of what they do. Most companies release this stuff as a matter of course, because having other people interoperate with their software means it'll be more readilly accepted.
This isn't something that the EU should be dealing with. It should be up to the national governments to decide how they deal with Microsoft, or not, and what demands they make, if any. However, this doesn't put Microsoft in the clear. They are a convicted monopolist in the US, and they are known to be code thieves themselves when it suits them. They are not a good example of capitalism as they're more than willing to run to illegal methods when they can't buy their way. Defending them is... unwise.
Posted by: Archonix at July 11, 2006 6:03 PM
Requiring them to remove Media Player is stupid, given the fact that users are free to install any other media players that they want. Why, they can even set those new players to be the default handlers for their media types.
Imagine that, I can tell Winamp to open MP3s instead of Media Player.
At the least, Media Player should be uninstallable from Control Panel, much like Windows Messenger is. The same goes for IE, seeing as how it is just a web browsing application. Aside from being a huge security risk, anyway.
Posted by: Steve at July 11, 2006 6:27 PM
Hm, Microsoft versus the EU, it's like watching Barbra Streisand mud wrestle Rosie O'Donnell. You really can't bring yourself to root for either side.
Posted by: V the K at July 11, 2006 6:34 PM
Oh yeah, that media player decision was idiotic in every way. The very elast they could have done was to simply stop Microsoft from prohibiting the OEMs from bundling other software. Why not copy the linux way and include a bunch of different players, and let the user choose? This is why the EU and MS deserve each other. They're both the same at heart: stupid, greedy, grasping, venal and antiquated.
Posted by: Archonix at July 11, 2006 6:44 PM
It's true enough that Microsoft isn't easy to like. But given the chance, the free market will deal with rogue corporations much more effectively than ham-fisted bureaucrats, who are invariably rogues themselves.
Posted by: Van Helsing at July 11, 2006 7:11 PM
I agree entirely. Unfortunately there's a problem with that because, as things stand, Microsoft has enough money to buy entire states. They're campaigning for laws and regulations that would prevent people from competing with them by effectively outlawing non-microsoft data formats, or by requiring people to use Microsoft technology to access government services. The EU is fining them with one hand and paying them off with the other by continually bringing software patents back to the table for another go.
Software patents are bad, see. Software has always been adequately covered by copyright; you can write an OS, and I can write an OS (not likely, but still...) but with a patent on operating systems, only the company with that patent can write one. Instant monopoly. It's a very silly example but I think it serves the point, and the biggest campaigner in the EU for this sort of patent is non other than Microsoft. And the commission keeps bringing the directive back from the dead...
That said, the market dealt with IBM in the 1980s. Hubris brought them down, and I expect MS will go the same way. Their new OS version, Vista, is starting to fall apart by many accounts with just about every useful new feature and useful stripped out in favour of the eye-candy.
Posted by: Archonix at July 11, 2006 7:43 PM

