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June 6, 2006
Virtual Historical Revisionist Tour Guide
Posted by Dave Blount at June 6, 2006 7:27 PM
For an extra $3, visitors to Bill Clinton's presidential library in Little Rock will soon be able to hear recorded narration by Slick Willie himself as they tour various exhibits. The audio tour should offer interesting glimpses into an alternate history in which liberals are the good guys. For example, His Slickness rewrites his impeachment as an ideological battle with malignant Republicans. As he spins with a chuckle:
[W]hen I won, it was a profound sort of psychological shock to a lot of them. Then they went into overdrive fighting me. They weren't accomplishing anything, just banging away. Then they did what people who care too much about power do: They overdid it.
As even most people who rely on the MSM for news know, Clinton committed numerous felonies while serving as President. As a result he was impeached and disbarred. Yet Clinton was somehow the victim, and also the victor, while those who wanted this irresponsible, lowlife criminal removed from the White House were petty, power-mad Lilliputians to be dismissed with a chuckle. No doubt school textbooks are telling the same story.
Hat tip: Barb



