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June 21, 2006

On First Day of Summer, ABC Asks Audience for Global Warming Anecdotes

All scientists agree that global warming is real, caused by humans, and an imminent danger to life on Earth, easily on a scale with the comet that killed the dinosaurs — any moonbat can tell you as much. Yet the MSM is having to stoop to some embarrassing lows in their attempts to convince us to fret.

Today ABC News marked the first day of summer by pleading with their audience to share anecdotes that would support the notion of a rise in temperature. This appears to be completely on the level:

Witnessing the impact of global warming in your life?
ABC News wants to hear from you. We're currently producing a report on the increasing changes in our physical environment, and are looking for interesting examples of people coping with the differences in their daily lives. Has your life been directly affected by global warming? ...
Show us what you've seen. You can include video material of the environmental change, or simply tell your story via webcam. Please fill out the form below, and be sure to include captions or other descriptive information if you're sending video. We hope to hear from you. Thank you.

The handy form lets you paste in your global warming allegations and shoot them off to ABC's producers for inclusion in their Chicken Little propaganda barrage.

I've got a story to send them myself. Just months ago, there was snow in my backyard. Now it's all melted. If temperatures keep rising at this rate, the blood will be boiling in my veins within a few years. But maybe I can still stave off disaster by taking an emission-free pogo stick to work.

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ABC might want to use this picture as evidence.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 21, 2006 4:57 PM

Comments

Well, VH, it is pretty warm today.

What more proof do you need?

Posted by: Steve at June 21, 2006 6:54 PM

A B C the global warming in my area today is so bad that it dried up the ocean.

Posted by: gene at June 21, 2006 7:06 PM

abc doods,

like global warming is totally happening ok? like, it used to be, like, you could only grow really primo weed in mexico or maui. but now, they grow really wicked strains in british columbia that will get you baked off your ass, seriously doods. and british columbia is like in canada, which is like a hundred million miles north of mexico.

in short, i'd like to say, um, legalizing hemp would totally end global warming forever, or at least make it more ok.

Posted by: smokey mcpott at June 21, 2006 7:52 PM

Its Global Warming Hysteria season!

A good source of balanced information on the subject is www.junkscience.com. They have an open challenge to Al Gore to debate the subject and he refuses.

The whole point of blaming manmade CO2 emissions is an attempt to slow down western economies to force them to become more socialist.

The global warming hypesters never address why temperatures were much warmer than today 1000 years ago when the Vikings were exploring North America and the subsequent Little Ice Age that ended 150 years ago all without humans putting huge amounts of CO2 into the air.

They also totally ignore the impact of solar cycles.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at June 21, 2006 9:10 PM

I could have sworn there used to be an ice age. I could have sworn that every 60,000 years or so (it happened about 60,000 years ago) the earth heats up. I could have sworn that we have entered a cyclical period of increased hurricane activity. I also could have sworn that liberals will use any and all scare tactics available to them to for political gain.

Posted by: Denny at June 22, 2006 2:50 AM

Here's an anecdote for ya. It pissed it down yesterday and now it's starting to feel cold. Must be a new ice-age.

Posted by: Archonix at June 22, 2006 4:29 AM

"Chicken Little propaganda brigade" -- my thougts exactly. I guess ABC could use the eggs.

Monsoon

Posted by: Monsoon at June 22, 2006 7:42 AM