June 20, 2006
International Bureauweenies Attack Second Amendment
In an apparent attempt to redefine the word "chutzpah," the corrupt, America-bashing, child-molesting, anti-Semitic, and thoroughly useless United Nations will be staging a "U.N. Conference on Global Gun Control" in New York that will run through the Fourth of July. The point of the conference is to advance global gun control, despite America's Founding Fathers having made it clear in our Constitution that the right to bear arms is second only to freedom of expression and religion when it comes to maintaining liberty.
Activists from the Control Arms Campaign (a coalition composed of Amnesty International, Oxfam International, and the International Action Network on Small Arms) will use the conference to push their newly discovered human right to be denied the right to defend yourself.
Alan Gottlieb, founder of the Second Amendment Foundation, had some choice words on the subject:
We have done much for the U.N., and in return, the organization has hosted despots, tyrants and dictators whose record of human rights abuses, aggression and genocide speaks for itself. And now comes an attack on our Constitution, on our national holiday.
America has always answered the call to help our international friends and neighbors, but when our very way of life is attacked, maybe it is time to find more worthy endeavors for our material and financial support.
Amen. But meanwhile, U.N. bureaucrats are badgering us for money to rebuild their pesthole, despite the fact we'd all be better served to have the decrepit building that so perfectly symbolizes this morally decrepit organization bulldozed into the East River.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 20, 2006 2:03 PM
Maybe this has something to do with it.
Posted by: Steve at June 20, 2006 2:24 PM
Funny you should mention child-molesting. Remember the Department of Homeland Security Guy Who Was Nailed for trying to pick up an underage girl on the internet. Guess what? He's a Registered Democrat and a Bush Hater
Doyle told Ashlynne he had met President Bush once, stating in an instant message, "he is not a good president. nice guy but not a good president . . . he is not very bright and it is evident . . . bush is a liar . . . there were NO weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. total lie to go to war."
I'd call him a sexual deviant, but some people might get offended.
Posted by: V the K at June 20, 2006 3:47 PM
Man, that was one looooooong barrel on that gun in the picture!
Posted by: Titan Mk6B at June 20, 2006 4:14 PM
Not that long a barrel. I can do that to my....nevermind.
Posted by: Doug at June 20, 2006 4:58 PM
Urban legend. But funny how the righties live for paranoia:
Posted by: Ronald Reagan at June 22, 2006 10:32 AM
Or maybe they think it might start to control gun crime, and isnt attacking the 2nd ammendment at all, depending on how you read it.. If the militia of the time can be said to have been replaced by the National Guard, they have guns I believe - job done, 2nd ammendment in place
Posted by: More guns at June 26, 2006 11:42 AM
The NRA has taken their bottom-feeding tactics to a new low. In a desperate attempt to find a boogeyman to scare their members, they have launched a massive attack on the United Nations. They are saying that the UN has deliberately chosen the 4th of July to launch a secret campaign of "corruption and outright hatred of liberty, working with Kofi Annan's stooges to snuff out the Second Amendment…through a doomsday global war on your guns."
In 2001, the UN adopted a Program of Action to address the illegal trade in small arms and light weapons which fuels armed conflicts around the world. Representatives from the UN Member States will meet at the UN from June 26-July 7 (no sessions on July 4) to review the progress made to rein in illegal international arms sales.
Posted by: JC Halstead at July 3, 2006 8:59 PM