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June 11, 2006

House of Horrors III: Moonbat Jack Murtha

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee Charlie Rangel are reasons enough to make very sure Republicans don't lose control of the House — but there are many more, including House Majority Leader John Murtha.

Despite absurd attempts by the left to portray Murtha as a "rock-solid patriot," in any sane world he would be in jail — if not dangling from a gallows — for his relentless attempts to undermine the morale of our troops and the war effort in Iraq. As President Lincoln said:

Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage the morale and undermine the military, are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged.

Murtha's saboteur qualifications include:

Instead of just punishment for his seditious behavior, Murtha has been rewarded with servile coverage from our likeminded media. Having established himself with the MSM's help as a household name, Moonbat Jack has now announced that he will seek the Majority Leader position if the catastrophe of a Democratic takeover of Congress befalls us in November.

Some Dems were displeased with the sudden announcement. Said one Democratic aide:

This is a huge disruption and a major distraction and it's not what we need right now. It's a surprise and members don't like it.

Another accused Moonbat Jack of "putting the cart before the donkey." But even if some Dems know better than to want a treasonous kook like Murtha in such a prominent position, he is in tight with Nancy Pelosi, who would almost certainly be the Speaker. Just to be on the safe side, we had better make plans to get to the polls and vote Republican.

Potential Majority Leader Jack al-Murtha (compliments of Wiggins).

Posted by Van Helsing at June 11, 2006 10:58 AM


What I am reading is that the Democrats were stunned by the low turnout in the CA-50th election, where their "rising star" Francine "You don't need papers for voting" Busby lost big-time. They realized they had to fire up their left-wing moonbat base. So, John "Retreat 'n' Defeat" Murtha got Pelosi's blessing to step up to the plate. Also, Pelosi hates the guts of the alternative minority leader, Steny Hoyer, and backs Moonbat Jack just to piss him off.

Meanwhile, back in the English Nanny State, Town Council Warns About the Danger of Palm Trees: "You'll Put Your Eye Out"

Colin Charlwood, a Liberal Democrat councillor, said: "The truth is that, like everything else, health and safety regulations mean we have to be mindful that palm trees could be dangerous.
"What if one of those leaves caught a child in the eye, for example? It is a little bit like keeping tigers: they are beautiful to look at but you wouldn't want them wandering the streets."

Posted by: V the K at June 11, 2006 11:35 AM

He`s probably got 'oldtimers',but proving that, is harder than getting nagin to volunteer for a piss test.

Posted by: Mickey at June 11, 2006 12:40 PM

funny pic:)

Posted by: Mickey at June 11, 2006 12:41 PM

Fortunately Murtha is not a the Majority Leader. Republicans still are the Majority Party in the House.

I do like the appellation of Moonbat Jack thought, it fits.

Posted by: Theway2k at June 11, 2006 1:50 PM

V the K: If that councillor is seeing palms wandering the streets he needs to cut back on the complimentary sherry...

Then again, being a Lib Dem, he's only emulating their recently resigned leader, Charles "I'm not pissed! hiccup!" Kennedy.

Posted by: Archonix at June 11, 2006 3:16 PM

Murtha has a worthy challenger in Diana Irey. I urge everyone who is sick of Murtha's despicable words/actions to support her financially or in whatever manner you can.

Posted by: Coop at June 19, 2006 8:54 AM