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June 13, 2006
Army of Gore
Al Gore is training an army of 1,000 "messengers" to spread out across the country and disseminate global warming propaganda in the form of a slide show summarizing his movie and book named "A Convenient Lie," I mean, "An Inconvenient Truth."
"This moment cannot be allowed to pass!" Prince Albert announced. He's right; if libs don't follow through on their Chicken Little rhetoric to impose crippling restrictions on our economy soon, people are liable to realize that the sky isn't falling after all. Then they might have to go back to the global cooling angle they were milking back in the 70s.
Hat tip: Wiggins

Posted by Van Helsing at June 13, 2006 2:26 PM
Comments
Yeah right. NASA, NAS, AAAS, SIO and now Bush's own climate change panel are all part of the great left-wing conspiracy to spread global warming propaganda.
By the way, did you know that you are a moron?
Did you find Saddam's nuclear program or what?
Posted by: gringo at June 13, 2006 7:07 PM
Yeah must be wrong, worlds getting warmer, evidence is getting stronger.. .oh no, that would suggest that maybe this climate change is happening... Ah well, we can be right wing and pretend its not I spose...
Posted by: classy at June 14, 2006 8:07 AM
Demented kooks like al gore and his kook demented followers will tell any lie to get on tv or in the movies.
Posted by: gene at June 14, 2006 1:45 PM
Depends on what you snarky-boys mean by "global warming", doesn't it? Climate change happens all the time...temperatures go up, temperatures go down, in response to long-cycle patterns in solar output among other non-anthropogenic factors.
Don't expect us to take your pet issue seriously if you global warming cultists insist on deliberately and dishonestly implying that all climate change is brought about by human activities, and that by stopping those activities global warming will be stopped. Climate change (global warming and global cooling alike) happened before humans ever appeared on the scene, despite your fantasies of some steady-state ecological Eden that would exist were it not for the frustrating insistence of humans on actually living as humans.
Posted by: prince of leaves at June 16, 2006 4:27 AM
Well, Prince, global warming in this sense means human-caused climate change. Instead of your touch-feely "my pseudoscience is as good as real science," listen to the scientific consensus that the current warming underway has been brought about by human activities. We can measure solar output, but no scientist has been able to demonstrate that solar changes has driven the recent warming, not to mention why increased carbon dioxide concentrations have not had the warming effect physics says they should. Sorry if you don't like the implications, but you can't change the facts to fit your ideology. Without the current global warming we'd be gradually (20,000 years) heading towards another ice age, so yes, we could stop it.
Posted by: Roger at June 20, 2006 5:02 PM

