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May 12, 2006

Wheelchair-Bound Woman Instantly Cured

Supposedly paralyzed in a drunk driving accident, Laura Lee Medley has filed lawsuits in at least four California towns for injuries she claims to have sustained while navigating in her wheelchair. When police arrested her for fraud, she predictably complained of medical issues and was taken to the hospital.

While waiting for her examination, she underwent a miraculous recovery that allowed her to get out of her chair and run for it. Unfortunately for Medley, the police caught her sprinting through the hospital's corridors before she had much of a chance to take advantage of her newfound freedom from the wheelchair.

There was a time when being crippled was a bad thing, something courageous people struggled to overcome. But thanks to moonbattery, courage is discouraged in favor of self-pity, and the perfectly healthy feign disabilities to get on the gravy train. This isn't just a crime against the healthy — it undermines the dignity of the truly disabled. We're headed toward a world in which people think riding in a wheelchair beats working.

Hat tip: Wiggins

Posted by Van Helsing at May 12, 2006 11:55 AM

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Also, in health news:11 Year Old Drinker and Chain Smoker Proud to be Pregnant

Yeah, those enlightened socialist health, education, and welfare programs really seem to be working out great. Another Triumph of the English Welfare State.

Posted by: V the K at May 12, 2006 12:27 PM

Is she still going through with her lawsuits? I wouldn't be surprised if she tried.

Posted by: Number 2 at May 12, 2006 1:16 PM

She's a registered Democrat for shure.

Posted by: Doug at May 14, 2006 8:46 AM