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May 30, 2006
The Dutch Degenerate Party
Making the most of the last decade or so before a Muslim majority imposes Sharia on the Netherlands, Dutch degenerates have launched the new Charity, Freedom and Diversity Party, with the slogan "We are going to shake The Hague awake!" The party's platform includes the following:
- Cut the age of consent to 12, and eventually get rid of it altogether, on the grounds that restricting sexual relations with kids "just makes children curious."
- Allow private possession of child pornography.
- Allow daytime pornography broadcasts.
- Provide sex education for toddlers.
- Make adolescents aged 16 and up eligible to be prostitutes and appear in porno films.
- Legalize sex with animals.
- Legalize going naked in public.
- Legalize all drugs.
- Provide taxpayer-financed "free" train rides.
Lest you think these people are irresponsible moonbats, they hold that broadcasts of violent pornography should be limited to late evening hours.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 30, 2006 3:10 PM
Comments
Legalized sex with animals, huh? Now there's an idea I could get behind (ba da bum).
Who knew it was illegal anyway?
Posted by: Terry Ott at May 31, 2006 12:19 AM
Wait a minute. I thought the Dutch wer eon our side. So how come one fringe party translates into the whole country supposedly being nuts? (Sorry ... "moonbatty," or whatever the preferred term is).
Posted by: Kyle at May 31, 2006 12:22 AM
No, that's the danes. Dutch == Holland, danes == Denmark.
Posted by: Archonix at May 31, 2006 2:49 AM
Where does the charity come in?
Posted by: Pam at May 31, 2006 9:57 AM
But one thing for the dutch, they don't shoot babies in the face.
Posted by: imachong at June 6, 2006 2:46 AM
