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May 2, 2006
Illegal Burritos
The illegal alien crisis is more serious than I thought. Compliments of William:

Posted by Van Helsing at May 2, 2006 6:27 PM
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...and take that damn chihuahua with you!
Posted by: Jason at May 2, 2006 6:31 PM
They can take the burritos, so long as they leave the chimmichangas and enchiladas alone. Seriously that is maybe the most self-refrentially racist things I've ever seen.
Posted by: Number 2 at May 2, 2006 6:50 PM
Here's the funny bit: there is no such thing as a burrito in traditional Mexican cuisine. I used to live in Laredo, Texas (which, by the way, has pretty much been surrendered to Mexico). The only place you could buy a burrito in Laredo was at Taco Bell. It is an American item--inspired by Mexican cuisine, to be sure--but it is not to be found on the menu of a real Mexican restaurant. (The same is true for one of the staples of Chinese cuisine in the states...can't remember if it is chop suey or egg fu-yung.)
Posted by: Uchuck the Tuchuk at May 2, 2006 7:25 PM
Uchuck,
Please tell me General Tso's Chicken is really Chinese food. I dont know if I could handle it if I found out it wasnt.
Real Mexican food has too many beans in it - it makes people fart way too much (Im sure this plays a role in Global Warming somehow) - which is pretty much why I avoid Taco Bell.
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at May 2, 2006 9:21 PM
Americans can't make Mexican food? I resent that. I am an American with a hispanic last name. American First, TYVM. But I can cook some kick-ass mexican food - along with Italian, Chinese, and even chicken-fried steak and barbecue.
So the illegal aliens (not legal immigrants, as my ancestors truly were) took a day off yesterday, and guess what? I still bought gas, ate out, shopped for groceries, picked up my granddaughter from day-care, and came home and watched English-speaking TV with no interruptions to my daily business. It was a BIG YAWN. They want to do it again? Fine. Let's have a day when Americans refuse any kind of service (especially FREE services) to anyone who is NOT an American. Let's see who can cripple who's economy. Let's make them spend a day without free food stamps, medical care, lunches in school, and jobs. And while we're at it, we can tell them to go to hell...or Mexico, whichever is closer.
Posted by: pauly at May 2, 2006 10:12 PM
Dude -
I don't even LIKE burritos!
RWR
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Posted by: RightWingRocker at May 3, 2006 8:38 AM
You know burrito in Spanish means little donkey.
Posted by: Number 2 at May 3, 2006 10:10 AM
Oh, no! If illegals leave, no more burritos? Are LEGAL aliens incapable of making them?
Let's see: take a tortilla, put stuff in it, wrap it up, and eat it. I think I've got it, Jorge, so don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Posted by: Jonathan at May 3, 2006 1:20 PM
Funny, the last person to serve me a burrito at Taco Bell was white.
I was always told that the food in our mexican restaurants isn't real mexican food, it was Americanized.
So, what will I lose exactly?
Posted by: sagerats at May 3, 2006 4:27 PM
Burritos give me wind.
Posted by: Archonix at May 3, 2006 4:50 PM
The stupid schmuck is unaware of the fact that burritos were invented in the U.S., by LEGAL farmworkers whose wives made them something filling to take into the field, and are not served in authentic Mexican cuisine.
The scumbag doesn't even know what's Mex and what's not Mex.
Posted by: A.M. Mora y Leon at May 5, 2006 12:41 AM

