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May 19, 2006
Fatuous Question of the Day
Today Helen Thomas solved the crisis of the maniacal terrorist regime in Iran being on the verge of acquiring nuclear weapons with a single question:
Instead of autocratically cherry-picking which nations can join the nuclear club, why doesn't the United States propose global disarmament for a safer world?
I won't bother to comment on this. Thomas is perfectly capable of ridiculing herself and liberals in general without any help from me.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 19, 2006 12:33 PM
Comments
Please! I beg of you. Put a warning, a disclaimer, flashing lights, a siren, some kind of warning before posting a picture of Helen Thomas. I almost vomited all over my keyboard.
Posted by: Number 2 at May 19, 2006 12:54 PM
That's a woman? I thought it was Ted Kennedy in drag!
Posted by: Archonix at May 19, 2006 1:03 PM
Normally, when a terrorist is caught or blows himself up, I write "May all of his virgins look like Yasser Arafat." Now I have a new line, and a picture, too!
chsw10605
Posted by: chsw10605 at May 19, 2006 3:03 PM
startled
jumped
scared...
she might be joing paul harvey at the rest ranch.
Posted by: mickey at May 19, 2006 6:39 PM
Ted Kennedy in Drag? I'm not sure it isn't.
Seriously; do these people know NO history at all? Believing the 'international disarmament' twaddle is like believing in the tooth fairy once you reach your majority. It marks you are somewhat less mentally acute than a colony of cherrystone clams.
Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield at May 19, 2006 6:59 PM
On second thought, that looks a lot more like Emperor Palpatine (circa Return Of The Jedi) than Kennedy. She looks like she's been dead for about two months, and less than expertly embalmed.
Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield at May 19, 2006 7:02 PM
Van Helsing,
It is a little known law, but law nevertheless, that posting pictures of Helen Thomas is illegal. It is extremely offensive to my eyes.
Posted by: Leigh at May 21, 2006 12:33 AM
Hey guys, judging by your comments, she may be right. I can see the headline now:
"After being subjected to face to face interviews with Helen Thomas for hours on end, Castro, Mugabe, Bin Laden, Coffi Anan, Ah-mydinnerjacket, and a variety of other terrorist meglomaniacs commied mass suicide."
Posted by: Doug at May 22, 2006 12:45 AM
Perhaps she can go to the U.S. Capitol and stage a "die in."
I remember those from when I was in high school. All these anti-nuke nutbags would go to the state capitol and lie down on the steps to symbolize the death from nucular bombs.
They apparently missed the part about being vaporized, but to dramatize that, they wouldn't have to show up, defeating their purpose.
Posted by: Steve at May 22, 2006 10:30 PM
