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May 10, 2006
Activity Banned From Playgrounds
If moonbats have their way, the human race will devolve into soft, frightened, squishy things, unfit to do anything other than cower and file lawsuits. To advance this devolution (and to avoid those lawsuits), bureauweenies in Portland, Oregon have removed all swings from public elementary school playgrounds. Merry-go-rounds, tube slides, track rides, arch climbers, and teeter-totters have also been banned, all because a kid might skin his knee or bruise her elbow. Many school districts have banned the game of tag. Some post signs that read "no running on the playground."
After forbidding children from getting any exercise, moonbats ban ice cream and soda in a futile attempt to prevent them from getting fat.
If only moonbattery could be banned, we would have healthier, happier kids, and a more promising future.
Hat tip: William
Posted by Van Helsing at May 10, 2006 1:40 PM
Comments
I thought I had heard it all...obviously I was wrong. I am so flabbergasted I can't really think of anything else to say!
Posted by: Pam at May 10, 2006 3:10 PM
I thought I had heard it all...obviously I was wrong. I am so flabbergasted I can't really think of anything else to say!
Posted by: Pam at May 10, 2006 3:11 PM
So you had to say it twice? ;)
Posted by: Archonix at May 10, 2006 4:00 PM
Hey, don't be so hard on them, they may have been advised of the potential liability problems and cash payouts and decided that.....
Posted by: ex-expat at May 10, 2006 4:03 PM
T ball and helmets for bikes....I could see it coming then.
Posted by: mickey at May 10, 2006 4:43 PM
lol arch
Posted by: mickey at May 10, 2006 4:44 PM
FYI-
Those dbl posts represent the fact that when one posts,the computer doesnt prompt so you dont know if your post went thru or not; so,"just to be safe" one(me) clicks it again.
Posted by: mickey at May 10, 2006 4:47 PM
