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April 21, 2006
Swiss Leftists Kidnap Snowman
Posted by Dave Blount at April 21, 2006 6:45 AM
Progressive militants smashed through a window to steal a giant cotton snowman known as the Böögg that was to appear in Zurich's annual spring parade next Monday. In its place they left a chocolate Easter bunny and a communist hammer and sickle emblem.
Traditionally the Böögg's head is stuffed with explosives and set alight at the culmination a Sechseläuten, a spring festival run by Zurich's guilds. Its head being blown off smoothly portends a favorable summer to come. Fortunately the moonbats were not able to cart away the main charge, and there is a spare Böögg to take its place.
Left-wing nuts calling themselves "1. Mai — Strasse Frei" took responsibility for the theft, claiming that the snowman "had had enough of putting its head on the line for capitalists."
