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April 3, 2006

Iron Mike Pays Homage to Chairman Mao

When public figures sing the praises of demonic characters like Mao Zedong, you might find yourself asking, "What are they, retarded?" Here's a case where the answer is yes:

Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson visited Mao's mausoleum recently to pay his respects. "I felt really insignificant next to the remains of Chairman Mao," Iron Mike said of the experience. Tyson has an oversized tattoo of Mao's face on his arm, and keeps a collection of the infamous dictator's writings. He developed his love of the Great Helmsman while stewing in prison on a rape charge.

Aside from being a rapist, Tyson is perhaps best known for biting off part of Evander Holyfield's ear.

Mao, for his part, earned his fame by plunging his nation into a totalitarian hell that caused as many as 70 million Chinese peacetime deaths during his nightmarish regime.

Tyson's IQ is probably somewhere in the mid-forties, which might also help explain the Che Guevara tattoo that he's added to his collection. If only all admirers of wicked totalitarians had the same excuse.

Hat tip: Wiggins

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What do you get when you cross a moonbat with a caveman?

Posted by Van Helsing at April 3, 2006 1:12 PM


Mike is a real piece of work.

He makes Forrest Gump look like a Harvard graduate.

""I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."~Mike tyson

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."~Mike Tyson

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."~Mike Tyson

"I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened."~Mike tyson

"I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."~Mike Tyson

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."~Mike Tyson

"I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."~Mike Tyson

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”~Mike Tyson

"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you." ~Mike Tyson

"I think the average person thinks I'm a f**king nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."~Mike Tyson

"Yeah, I'm on that Zoloft thing; but I'm doin' that so I don't kill YOU." ~Mike Tyson (to the media)

"Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around; you're going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He'll keep coming because he's tough. Don't get discouraged. That's when the discipline comes in."~Mike Tyson

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at April 3, 2006 1:43 PM

He's a rapist who worships Communists and converted to Islam. I believe he's rather nicely completed the scumbag trifecta.

Posted by: Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds at April 3, 2006 4:51 PM

I can see it now.....the love child of Iron Mike and CINDY SHE-HAG!


Posted by: Doug at April 3, 2006 4:58 PM

And, this being a "celebrity" coupling, within a few months there'll be a video of them doing the deed on the web. People will pay for the priviledge of not seeing it.

Posted by: Archonix at April 3, 2006 7:02 PM