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March 29, 2006
Sharon Stone, Sexual Missionary
Not content with her career as a movie star, Sharon Stone has begun a new one as an evangelist — for oral sex. Here she is on her proselytizing activities:
I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, "Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under." Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, "I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex." Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them.
It isn't enough for the glitterati to instill their enlightened views in the young subliminally through everything that comes out of the entertainment industry. Some of them care enough about us little folk to climb out of their limousines and help total strangers raise their children.
Without Stone's help, the poor girl might have thought she could just say no to sex period.
Hat tip: William
Posted by Van Helsing at March 29, 2006 9:37 PM
Comments
I can tell from Stone's mastabatory photo that she holds a degree in biology, can't you? Well I hold two degrees in biology and another in laboratory medicine; therefore I'm better qualified to make a comment:
Yes Sharon, a mouth full of herpes, candida, chlamydia, gonorrhea, or syphilis is HIGHLY preferable to getting it in the nether regions. Not to mention, one CAN contract HIV via this route. When last I checked, HIV-AIDS was still lethal, not to mention it puts a hell of a damper on one's sex life.
For heaven's sake Stone, didn't you learn anything from that stroke you suffered? Your Creator gave you a second chance to grow up (instead of posing like a retard) and to get with the program. Instead, you squandered it by becoming a bigger idiot than when you first started.
Finally, leave everyone's child the hell alone you perv.
Posted by: Jael at March 29, 2006 11:42 PM
Yeah. Right. Sharon Stone walks up to some random girl in a store and gives her sexual advice. Uh huh. Sharon Stone, who probably can't walk out her front door without paparazzi latching on to her, or walk through a store without a dozen autograph-seekers or adoring fans mobbing her. Right.
Posted by: prince of leaves at March 30, 2006 12:05 AM
Wasn't she in an HBO movie where she made love to Ellen Degeneres?
Posted by: phil at March 30, 2006 4:33 AM
Yeah, she "held" a degree in Biology, while with the other hand, she was fondling the professor's....
Posted by: Doug at March 30, 2006 12:22 PM
Bet she needs trifocals...:)
Posted by: Carrie at March 30, 2006 1:11 PM
