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March 14, 2006
Mother Moonbat Driven to Life of Crime
When Cindy Sheehan got herself arrested again last week at the US Mission to the United Nations, many jumped to the conclusion that it was yet another cheap publicity stunt, designed to keep cameras focused on the sickening spectacle she has made of her life. To quote US Mission spokesman Richard Grenell:
We invited her in to discuss her concerns with a U.S. Mission employee. She chose not to come in but to lay down in front of the building and block the entrance. It was clearly designed to be a media stunt, not aimed at rational discussion.
What Grenell does not seem to understand is that Mother Moonbat was actually driven to break the law by none other than the wicked President Bush. In the She-hag's words:
When we were in the cockroach and feces-decorated jail system in NYC the other night, we met some other women who felt they had to resort to crime to try to survive in BushWorld.
Why did trying to survive in BushWorld force her to block the entrance to the US Mission? Presumably because
Only massive, peaceful, non-violent resistance to his calamitous policies will be able to stem the dreadful tide!
Why the police took her to a jail instead of Bellevue is still unclear.
Hat tip: ex-expat

Posted by Van Helsing at March 14, 2006 6:44 AM
Comments
C'mon guys,admit it. Nothing spices up a dull news day like a story about Cindy. Honestly, how many stories can you read about the Dubai port deal or the Oscars before it starts to grate on you? She's the closest thing the Left has to a performing chimp. Every generation deserves its own Abbie Hoffman.
I really don't give a fart in a high wind what happens to this woman. She gets no sympathy from me. I keep wondering why nobody here ever mentioned that she was named "Maverick of the Year" by Rolling Stone. You should've read the interview they did. This woman's single talent in life is being pathetic.
But I will give her this: she's never dull.
Posted by: phil at March 14, 2006 9:34 AM
From the article:
"We met intelligent young women who felt their last resort was to resort to victimless crimes. Now for their petty thefts, they will have to spend months in institutions where they are stripped of any human dignity or comfort."
Sheehan considers "petty theft" to be a victimless crime!!
Good Gosh! If that doesn't show how out of touch she is with society, what will?
So how does her thought process go..."oh, it's okay to steal stuff, after all, no one gets hurt. The fat cats who own the store are all Bushies, so they don't count.." Is that it?
sheesh
Posted by: stone-ager at March 14, 2006 12:26 PM
You have GOT to read the whole article she wrote! It is hilarious! She "walks by her sisters" in the other holding cells, and her heart sinks, and she knows it's all Bush's fault that they're there.
It's like every crime that is ever committed is done so BECAUSE of Bush. I wish that before she's ever allowed to post anything, anywhere, she's forced to debate every point, and any point that she doesn't have proof of isn't allowed to be written.
But no, first amendment is on her side. Freedom to say any ridiculous thing that makes no sense and requires no evidence to back it up.
Posted by: stone-ager at March 14, 2006 12:32 PM
Why the police took her to a jail instead of Bellevue is still unclear.
Bellevue's staff prides themselves on serving the truly whacko, not run of the mill media whores. They told the cops "you deal with her."
Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at March 14, 2006 12:42 PM
OK, Stone-ager.... please don't ask us to read any more Cindy-written drivel. I tried. I really did... Somewhere around the beginning of the 3rd paragraph all I could see was OOOOIIIOOIIOIOOIOOIO
IOIOIOOOIIOIOIIOOIIOIOIOOIOOIOIOIO OIOOIIOOIOIOIOI OIOI OIO IO IIO I OOOOIO IOIO III IO OOI OIOI OI I O I OIIOI OIOIOIOI OIO iOI OIOI
blah blah blah blah BUSH blah blah blah IOIIOI OOOIIOI OIOIIOOIO yadayadayada nananananana OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn. Then I fell asleep, my head hit the keyboard and I had wierd nightmares.
Posted by: pauly at March 14, 2006 2:09 PM
But isn't it amazing the kind of things Bush is blamed for? I heard a quote once, no idea where:
"If the sun were to super-nova, the democrats would spend their last 7 minutes blaming Bush for it."
Posted by: stone-ager at March 14, 2006 5:15 PM
Perhaps I'm being shallow here...
But the only thing more disturbing to me than this particular post is having to catch a glimpse of the She-hag's bare midriff. Yuck!
I haven't seen flesh that pale and impotence-inducing since I got a look at my own horrid nakedness this morning. Hence, I, for one, will NEVER run the risk of becoming a media whore; I'd still like to get laid every once in a while.
Eric in Hollywood
Posted by: HollywoodNeoCon at March 14, 2006 7:05 PM
I used to think she was hot until I saw that nasty hag-pudge belly. Ok, so maybe I didn't used to think she was hot. But at least she is crazy.
Posted by: mb at March 16, 2006 9:10 AM
I just thought of something the other day...What did Cindy Sheehan do before her son was killed? Was she a stay-at-home Mom? Did she work outside of the home? Point blank, has woman ever held a JOB in her entire life?
Posted by: phil at March 17, 2006 8:00 AM
She spent most of her time protesting things.
Posted by: Archonix at March 17, 2006 1:48 PM

