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February 27, 2006
Why Mommy Is a Moonbat
Attention liberals: Afraid that our leftist educational system and the PC slant to TV kiddy shows might not ensure that your young ones develop the proper political orientation? Worried that insidious notions like individual liberty, personal responsibility, or even patriotism might take root in their impressionable minds? Try feeding them a little of this:
Thom Hartmann of Air America Radio loves Jeremy Zilber's Why Mommy Is a Democrat, raving:
A marvelous and child-friendly introduction to the values of Democrats.
(For a less child-friendly introduction to the values of Democrats, read up on some of Air America's financial activities.)
According to its website, the books uses "non-judgmental language" to express "the Democratic principles of fairness, tolerance, peace, and concern for the well-being of others" as well as to take "numerous subtle (and not-so-subtle) satirical swipes at the Bush administration and the Republican party." Hypocrisy is a difficult skill to master, so get your kids started early.
Some sample pages:
I guess I'm not the only one the Democratic mentality reminds of rodents.
Hat tip: Pompous Windbag
Posted by Van Helsing at February 27, 2006 9:13 PM
Comments
The reason Mommy is a Democrat is because she's squirrly and like nuts.
Posted by: Redhand at February 27, 2006 11:27 PM
Rodents with HORNS. Yikes!
Hmm...the obsessive-compulsive in me is looking at those blocks and wondering if there isn't some sort of hidden message or anagram to be found there. Internet Anagram gives "dodo democrat prof" as one possibility. Weird.
Posted by: prince of leaves at February 28, 2006 2:24 AM
I'm confused. Where's Mommy's longtime companion
Betty "the Butch" Squirrel?
Posted by: phil at February 28, 2006 4:40 AM
Republican version... "Republicans keep NAMBLA away from you"
How DISGUSTING AN IDEA THIS IS!!!! Now we are polarizing 4 year old kids
Posted by: epaminondas at February 28, 2006 6:57 AM
Not that I intend to get this waste of natural resources, but remember the book, "Mommy, there are liberals under my bed!" Guess in this case, copying is the highest form of flattery.
Posted by: ex-expat at February 28, 2006 8:48 AM
Other squirrels who didn't make the final edit...
Gay Cowboy Squirrel
Welfare Cheat Squirrel
Abortionist (sorry, I mean "Reproductive Rights") Squirrel
Absolute Moral Authority (aka "George W. Bush killed my son") Squirrel
and everybody's favorite....
Fat, Hairy, Way-past-his-prime, Irish-American Senator Squirrel
On a serious note. Back in the 70s, Time-Life books put out a series on World War II. One of the books dealt specifically with the Nazis. I still remember seeing a picture taken from a 1930s German chidren's book showing a young Hans and Gertrude holding hands with a smiling Adolf Hitler.
Posted by: phil at February 28, 2006 8:58 AM
Democrats make sure your friend gets half your peanut butter and jelly sandwich - just like Mommy does.
Democrats make sure you can get free Medicaid - just like Mommy does
Democrats make sure you can always get a handout - just like Mommy does
Democrats make sure half your allowance goes back to them - just like Mommy does
Democrats make sure if you lose, you can bitch and moan for four more years - just like Mommy does
Democrats will let you play with your nuts instead of storing them - just like Mommy does.
Posted by: Pauly at February 28, 2006 9:49 PM
I wonder if there will be a book titled 'Why Daddy is a Republican'.
Posted by: Jason at March 2, 2006 2:24 PM
I guess all Democrats have buck teeth.
Posted by: Titan Mk 6B at March 2, 2006 3:24 PM
That book is awesome, and so is Thom Hartmann!
Posted by: hashfanatic at March 3, 2006 12:26 AM
