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February 19, 2006

Richard Doofus Develops Dementia

While spewing limousine liberal rhetoric in front of a presumably receptive audience at the National Press Club last Thursday, actor Richard Dreyfuss's lack of eloquence reached a degree of incoherence that cried out for psychiatric treatment.

On the topic of angry leftists' daydream of impeaching President Bush for not sharing their views, the self-described "'libo-conservo-middle-of-the-roado" Dreyfuss declared, "There are causes worth fighting for even if you know that you will lose."

His seditious ramblings touched upon America's strangely unreported withdrawal from the Geneva Convention, the commonplaceness of torture in this country, and the unconscionable practice of eavesdropping on terrorist communications before stumbling upon the topic of those who might disapprove of his counterproductive bloviating. At this point, Dreyfuss left the English language behind, and lapsed into Jabberwocky (video):

Fingers start a-pointing, and ridicule starts a-rising, and worst of all treason is im— is starts getting implied. Treason. Watch me lose my sense of humor. People accuse me of treason. "That's not very O'Reilly of you, Mister Smarty-Pants," or "What would Sean Hannity have to say about that, Mister Ka-Too-Complex-for-Your-Own-Good?"

Sean Hannity responded with an open invitation to come on his show.

Dreyfuss is scheduled to appear on both "Hannity and Colmes" and the "O'Reilly Factor" to prove that his views can withstand intelligent scrutiny. He'll be on right after Hillary Clinton. Later in the evening, Greta Van Susteren will interview Elvis Presley, who will reveal that Jimmy Hoffa is not dead but has been hiding out with the Raging Grannies after undergoing a sex-change operation.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 19, 2006 11:12 AM