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February 28, 2006
Revealed by Iran: Tom and Jerry Cartoons Are a Jewish Plot
Hasan Bokhari, Cultural Advisor to the Iranian Education Ministry, has made some interesting revelations about the "Tom and Jerry" cartoons that kids have been watching since 1939.
According to Bokhari, the cartoons were created by "the Jewish Walt Disney Company" in order to rehabilitate the image of mice, in response to the term "dirty mice" being applied to Jews.
"It should be noted that mice are very cunning...and dirty," Bokhari opines. "No ethnic group or people operates in such a clandestine manner as the Jews."
The cartoons are evidence of just how cunning those sneaky Jews can be:
Tom and Jerry was made in order to display the exact opposite image. If you happen to watch this cartoon tomorrow, bear in mind the points I have just raised, and watch it from this perspective. The mouse is very clever and smart. Everything he does is so cute. He kicks the poor cat's ass. Yet this cruelty does not make you despise the mouse. He looks so nice, and he is so clever... This is exactly why some say it was meant to erase this image of mice from the minds of European children, and to show that the mouse is not dirty and has these traits.
Actually, "Tom and Jerry" was created not by Walt Disney but by Bill Hanna and Joseph Barbera for MGM. But let's not let facts get in the way of an entertaining conspiracy.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 28, 2006 7:43 AM
Comments
Wait a sec. Wasn't Walt Disney a Nazi sympathiser?
Posted by: Number 2 at February 28, 2006 9:40 AM
Hmm. Let's see. Hebrews do not believe in Christmas. Jews wrote Tom and Jerry. Yet there are numerous Christmas episodes.
Yup, just another crazy Jewish conspiracy to take over the world.
Apparently, Hasan Bokhari has been reading the DU to much.
Posted by: William Teach at February 28, 2006 11:24 AM
Oh gosh Van u should see the video of this professor teaching this stuff..Madness I tell u!!..wonder what he makes of Popeye n Olive oil!
Posted by: Angel at February 28, 2006 3:06 PM
Popeye and Olive Oil? That's easy!
Popeye is former Navy (just like Donald Rumsfeld), so he represents the American military-industrial complex. Olive represents the Israelis. The brutal, swarthy Brutus is obviously an Arab (check out the beard). Olive (Israel) manipulates the love-struck, but gullible Popeye (America) into protecting her from the not-evil-just-misunderstood Brutus (the Arabs). Sweetpee represents the innocent, unwashed 3rd world masses who sit back in amazement at all the violence. Wimpy probably represents Europe (always waiting for a handout, but never in the fight). Poopdeck Pappy represents the grizzled old-timers (WWII vets) cheering Popeye on to fight like they did in the "Big One." And the Sea Hag? Why Cindy Sheehan, who else? She's always giving Popeye a hard time, but in the end she's about as effective as a three-legged poodle at a dog fight.
Damn. I should get a grant from Columbia for that one!
Posted by: phil at March 1, 2006 5:16 AM
