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February 19, 2006

As Media Neros Fiddle, Iran Prepares the Fire

Posted by Dave Blount at February 19, 2006 6:12 PM

While MSM nitwits obsess on trivia and throw public tantrums, Iran continues its headlong rush toward Armageddon.

An Iranian group called Martyrdom Seekers boasts that it has collected over "1,000 trained martyrdom-seekers" — i.e., suicide bombers, who will be employed against the West in the unlikely event that it develops the backbone to impede Iran's quest for nuclear weapons.

At a recent recruiting event, another 50 volunteers filled out membership applications. No doubt the qualifications are the same you would need to gain admission to a hospital for the criminally insane.

Meanwhile, Iran's ayatollahs have issued a fatwa approving the use of nuclear weapons against countries they don't like. Sharia used to forbid the use of nuclear weapons, but that was before Muslims started getting their hands on them.

If by some miracle we do manage to prevent Iran from acquiring and using nuclear weapons, look for liberals to declare afterwards that it was never trying to develop them in the first place. If we don't, look for some other planet to live on.

Hat tip: Prince of Leaves

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