« Good News From Canada | Main | Viper in the Nest »
January 14, 2006
Seattle Times Can't Say "Washington Redskins"
The Washington Redskins meet the Seattle Seahawks in the NFL playoffs today, making life difficult for the libs running The Seattle Times, who consider the term "redskin" to be politically incorrect.
Fox News reports that the term has been banned from headlines and captions. In the body of articles, the forbidden term can be used only on first reference, after which the team must be referred to as "Washington."
It is truly bizarre that moonbats think Indians are being insulted by having sports teams named after them. Teams are always named after something that commands respect. You have the Bears and the Bengals — not the Rodents or the Insects. Likewise, you have the Cowboys and the Patriots, not the Trial Lawyers or the Liberal Journalists.
Here's hoping the team that cannot be named scalps the Seahawks.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 14, 2006 9:47 AM
Comments
They're right to do it! I'm offended by anything that reminds me that Native Americans still exist!
/sarcasm
Posted by: Hal at January 14, 2006 11:52 AM
This news story alone might actually make me root for the 'Skins in the post-season.
Posted by: The MaryHunter at January 14, 2006 1:13 PM
Maybe they could just change the name whichever tribe was located in the region. Redskin is considered by Native Americans to be same as the N word to blacks. That way they keep the same logo and Native Americans would be a bit less touchy on the subject.
Either that or name the next NFL team the Palefaces.
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at January 14, 2006 3:07 PM
Somehow, I wouldn't mind a NFL team called the Palefaces. For the record, and lest general Jack suggests it: "Honky" doesn't bother me either (and yes, I qualify as both).
Posted by: The Random Yak at January 14, 2006 3:36 PM
No no no, using a local tribename wouldn't help at all.
Look at University of Illinois (Illini). They use a local tribe, and people far and wide still get their panties in a ruffle.
The thing that truly bugs me about that is that they think they're doing something so wonderful for the Native Americans by protesting. I always tell them, "Look, you really care about them? Then help in a way that matters. Most reservations suffer from utter poverty, high unemployment, and rampant alcoholism. Give them real help and don't just assuage your liberal guilt."
Somehow, the point never makes it across.
Posted by: Hal at January 14, 2006 3:54 PM
In the major league, it's hard to change a long-standing name. Otherwise, there's plenty of name-calling moonbattery to go around. In Erie, CO, A few miles from where I live, there was a group of Indian students that were offended by their high-school mascot being the Reds, with a cartoonish caracature of an Indian. So they formed an intramural team, called themselves the Fighting Whities, and had tee-shirts made up with a caracature of a caucasian businessman.
And for a rodent, Oregon State University has the OSU Beavers, and their local High school team is the Ducks. Beaver is about as close to Pussy as you can get.
In the Lafayette, where I live, the high school seems to have changed it's mascot from the Trojans, from when I was in high school, and would chant "Break the Trojans" about the opposing team. They're now the Centaurs.
I would agree with the MaryHunter. But the Inuits might be a bit strange as a team name. I wouldn't mind if somebody made a caracature of me. I'm already one anyway.
Posted by: the paperboy at January 14, 2006 10:43 PM
Uh-oh...it looks like indictments have been served to numerous key Bush Administration officials at the White House!
But it turns out they're just "people's indictments" crayoned up by a bunch of moonbats.
(What's the deal with Janis Karpinski hanging around with this crowd?)
Posted by: prince of leaves at January 15, 2006 3:37 AM
We went through all this in Florida with the Seminoles. Perhaps someone can start a team called the UNF Crackers, or something.
Posted by: Von Oyster at January 15, 2006 8:57 AM
Perhaps they should have used the PC name for the Redskins:
"Potomac River Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons"
Posted by: TheRobb7 at January 15, 2006 10:28 PM
ok, ill play the part of the liberal Equiv to Pat robertson.. The skins lost because god Did not like them.
The Seahawks won because god knows Seattle is the kindest friendliest city with the least amount of Fake bible thumping Racists in America, And so he gave us the win to show you Half-assed sunday worshippers that your "Religion when it suits you" mentality is REALLY pissing him off and he will soon Cause a Hurricane to destroy you all.
Posted by: DelayforPresident at January 15, 2006 11:54 PM
ok, ill play the part of the liberal Equiv to Pat robertson.. The skins lost because god Did not like them.
The Seahawks won because god knows Seattle is the kindest friendliest city with the least amount of Fake bible thumping Racists in America, And so he gave us the win to show you Half-assed sunday worshippers that your "Religion when it suits you" mentality is REALLY pissing him off and he will soon Cause a Hurricane to destroy you all.
Posted by: DelayforPresident at January 15, 2006 11:56 PM

