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January 11, 2006
Now Libs Can Drive Their SUVs Guilt-Free
Ecoscammers have developed a new technique for converting the neurotic guilt that is the basis of liberalism into cash. The TerraPass allows you to programmatically determine how much you owe Mother Earth for driving a car instead of riding around on a bicycle like you know you really should. Just enter your make and model, and out comes your bill. In exchange for the money, you get little decals that can be self-righteously displayed on your gas-guzzling Gaia-raper.
How liberals can continue to enjoy such benefits of civilization as automobiles while sanctimoniously decrying them has no doubt been a source of great inner turmoil. Congratulations to the TerraPass folks for seeing a problem and making money by solving it. That's what capitalism is all about.
Hat tip: Museum of Left Wing Lunacy
Posted by Van Helsing at January 11, 2006 8:49 PM
Comments
How transparent that money is used to buy a conscience.
As if the earth needed money and our stinginess with some quarters hurts the earth.
But then, the same morons think that money will solve global warming (Kyoto Protocol). What? We need to bribe the money-hungry mother earth?
What a psychotic concept.
Posted by: Mussolini at January 11, 2006 11:18 PM
like almost all liberal causes it's a scam, giving nothing for something, you might just as well send the money to a nigerian 419 or british lottery scammer.
Posted by: "gunner" at January 12, 2006 2:08 AM
I'm so happy now. We can all allieviate our Global Warming Guilt. Joy.
Posted by: bigwhitehat at January 12, 2006 2:22 AM
I figure that since I'm due credits for recycling, water conservation and turning off my air conditioner when I'm not home - they owe me money.
Posted by: Oyster at January 12, 2006 1:36 PM
