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January 8, 2006

Marion Barry Robbed By His Fellow Criminals

Marion "The Bitch Set Me Up" Barry, the former DC Mayor with a weakness for crack cocaine and girlie bars, who was reelected after doing 6 months in prison on drug charges, was recently held up at gunpoint in his own apartment.

The assailants knew who they were robbing, which hurt Barry more than the $200 they stole.

"There is a sort of an unwritten code in Washington, among the underworld and the hustlers and these other guys, that I am their friend," Barry complained.

But despite the betrayal, Barry has "no animosities" toward the hoodlums who robbed him, promising, "I will do all I can to advocate non-prosecution" for the crime.

Fortunately for Barry this incident turned out better for him than an earlier run-in with violent lowlife; he was shot in the chest when a Muslim group took over city hall in 1977.

Barry being Barry, he is still in trouble with the law himself; he is soon to be sentenced on tax evasion charges.

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Barry lighting up his crack pipe.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 8, 2006 10:56 AM

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Moonbat Columnist: Screw the Sago Coal Miners, The Only Good Whitey Is a Dead Whitey

To tie all this tragedy and drama together while you are looking at the grief of the Sago mine tragedy where miscommunication was in many ways worse than the tragedy, where tears are being shed by people, all white, young and old, mostly fat and not at all with the look of Hollywood; but rather the leftovers from rickets, tuberculosis, no dental care and an assurance that they are better off in Upsur County West Virginia than any Black in America whether he or she lives in the Tower Suite of the Waldorf Hotel or the back waters along Louisiana Delta. Sing no sad songs for the white people of this country who are confronted with disaster. They will be taken care of.

Posted by: V the K at January 8, 2006 11:59 AM

i gues marion barry didn't get the memo: "there is no honour among thieves."

Posted by: "gunner" at January 12, 2006 2:21 AM