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January 03, 2006
Kentucky Fried Moonbattery
Since the antihuman loons at PETA are willing to go to any extreme to promote themselves, it would be cruelty to dumb animals not to grant them a little of the attention they so need. Their latest foray in self-ridicule has been made by youth outreach coordinator Chris Garnett, who has officially changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.
KentuckyFriedCruelty.com is not only a name, but a website, where you can learn interesting "facts" like this one:
Chickens are inquisitive and interesting animals who are thought to be as intelligent as cats, dogs, and even primates.
If you think changing your name to the name of a website is silly, consider that the wise and sophisticated Pamela Anderson supports Garnett's name change. The Stacked starlet also thinks that hurting the poor chickens just so people can eat "is awful and has to stop."
Hat tip: Museum of Left Wing Lunacy
Posted by Van Helsing at January 3, 2006 09:12 PM
Comments
If I catch this little dipshit protesting at KFC while I'm waiting for my dinner, he's going to turn into a Kentucky Deep Fried Moonbat!
Posted by: Doug at January 3, 2006 11:52 PM
Man, I did some stupid shit when I was a teenager, but that takes the organically-grown, macro-biotic, cake.
Anyway. Here's a Cartoon that neatly summarizes the Democrat War-on-Terror Position
Posted by: V the K at January 4, 2006 05:26 AM
You suppose if this guy ever has kids some day he will name one "original recipe" and another "extra crispy?"
That's assuming any woman would be stupid enough to marry him. Who wants to be known as Mrs. Fried Cruelty.com.
Gosh, I am hungry for chicken all of a sudden.
Posted by: Mike's America at January 5, 2006 01:35 AM
I have enslaved chickens in my backyard for years. I didn't realise they were all that smart. My Bad. The one I chased around the coop for an hour one night was probably near genius. And here I thought she was too stupid to go in the coop. Now I realise she was rebelling against her overlord master. Anyway, she won. Although I assumed her demise, on account of the pile of feathers I found in the morning, it seems she just packed up and left town. I proceded to set all of my previously victimized fellow earth avians free. "Fly away...be free" I said. Most just crash landed into the dogwood bushes. Who knew chickens couldn't fly that well.
Posted by: baldeagle390 at January 5, 2006 06:00 PM