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January 11, 2006

Ahmadinejad: Islam to Rule the World

Well, we won't be able to say he didn't warn us.

Former terrorist, current President of Iran, and soon-to-be possessor of nuclear weapons Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has told a crowd of theological students that Muslims must prepare to rule the world.

"We must believe in the fact that Islam is not confined to geographical borders, ethnic groups and nations. It's a universal ideology that leads the world to justice," Ahmadinejad opined. "We don't shy away from declaring that Islam is ready to rule the world."

Ahmadinejad evidently believes that the legendary 12th imam will soon be returning from out of the Dark Ages. Known as the Mahdi, he will rule for 7 years, before bringing about a final judgment and the end of the world.

Those nukes they've been developing are going to come in handy.

Hat tip: Wiggins

Posted by Van Helsing at January 11, 2006 6:40 AM