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December 12, 2005
Moonbat Quotes of the Year
Right Wing News has compiled The 40 Most Obnoxious Quotes For 2005. As you might expect, moonbats contributed most of them. Here are few classics:
"I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome." — Drew Barrymore
"I know people who are embarrassed to be American. They don't like showing their passports. It's becoming a scary place. It takes someone very brave not to be quiet, someone who doesn't mind death threats, their life being turned upside down, news cameras outside their door. There is no freedom of speech in America anymore. They are not living up to the constitution. There's so much fear in America and control." — Gillian Anderson
"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the – of – the historical customs, religious customs. Whether you like it or not ... Iraqis should be doing that." — John Kerry slams the troops again
"Well I would say that in the year 2000, the country failed abysmally in the presidential election process. There's no doubt in my mind that Al Gore was elected president." — Jimmy Carter
"Meanwhile, every American who believes in racial equality and human dignity should sympathize with the rioters, not with the effete bigots on the Seine." — Columnist Ralph Peters sides with the rioters over the French populace
"Until your daddy learns that it's not 'fun' to kill, keep your doggies and kitties away from him. He's so hooked on killing defenseless animals that they could be next!" — From a PETA booklet called "Your Daddy Kills Animals," which was designed to be handed out to children
"(The) idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is an idea which is just plain wrong." — Howard Dean
"George Bush doesn't care about black people...They're giving the Army permission to go down and shoot us." — Kayne West on the rescue efforts in New Orleans after hurricane Katrina
"A spoiled child (Bush) is telling us our Social Security isn't safe anymore, so he is going to fix it for us. Well, here's your answer, you ungrateful whelp: [audio sound of 4 gunshots being fired.] Just try it, you little b*stard. [audio of gun being cocked]." — A "humor bit" from the Randi Rhodes show
"Real freedom will come when [U.S.] soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors." — Warren County Community College adjunct English professor, John Daly
Posted by Van Helsing at December 12, 2005 1:40 PM
Comments
As much as she is a definite Moonbat, she sure is a little cutie. I'd take her if she had some duct tape over her mouth.
Posted by: Doug at December 12, 2005 3:03 PM
Posted by: V the K at December 12, 2005 4:05 PM
You know, that bit in V the K's Gitmo link about windmills caught my eye, so I googled it.
Turns out the military has put up a bunch of windmills for power generation at the base -- here's a rich, steaming pile of moonbat flop on the subject, for your amusement:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bgoodsel/post911/2005/01/in-search-of-outrage.htm (And no, I don't think the guy is being satirical.)
I love the part about the windmills being noted by Cuban military officials as "the most visible feature of the base from any direction"...the U.S. is not only powering its imperialist aggression (and genital electroshock torture) with renewable energy, it's doing it with giant, spinning symbols of capitalist oppression that can't help but be seen by the noble Progressive workers of the Glorious Revolution for miles around.
Posted by: prince of leaves at December 12, 2005 4:58 PM
Too bad Tookie isn't going hell courtesy of an electric chair powered by clean, renewable, wind energy.
Posted by: V the K at December 12, 2005 6:40 PM
Yeah, well, the problem with wind energy is that it is unreliable...the wind has to be blowing, it has to be going above a certain velocity, etc. It would be a tragedy for the wind to peter out halfway through.
Nice to know that, if the chair were to be used, it would be powered instead by clean atomic energy from one of California's many nuclear power plants.
Posted by: prince of leaves at December 12, 2005 7:07 PM
This one was too good:
"cameras outside their door. There is no freedom of speech in America anymore."
Yeah, that poor Muther Sheehan... no freedom of speech and all those cameras to deal with! Proof that the US is a nasty place!
Posted by: Mike's America at December 13, 2005 12:12 AM
what, no freedom of speech. you have got to be kidding me.
Posted by: shari at December 13, 2005 12:10 PM
