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December 14, 2005

Gift Idea for Dems

Stumped on what to buy for Democrats on your Christmas shopping list? Six Meat Buffet has just the ticket: Stratego for Democrats:

When you play traditional Stratego, do you furrow your brow at where to place your high ranking officers? Do you gnash your teeth over how best to protect your flag? Stratego for Democrats relieves you of these worries.

Just like congressional Dim-O-Cracks work in consort with the mainstream press to tie our troops' hands in combat, your hands are tied from the very beginning with Stratego for Democrats! All you've got are low ranking game pieces and a lot of white flags that you've got no way to protect.

And that leaves you wide open, since the enemy in the War on Terror is an ever changing mix of goat-raping islamofascists who hide behind women and use children as human shields. You're going to have a hell of a time getting through the car bombs on your way to capture their non-existent flag. In other words, you better hope you get the blue team because this war is unwinnable.

So this Christmas, have your own war, the Dim-O-Crack way. Get Stratego for Democrats. Rooting against the home team is always fun, but losing a war has never been this much fun — or this fulfilling! Wage peace and raise the white flag over and over again with your friends. It's the gift that keeps on giving, all year long!

With thanks to V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 14, 2005 11:25 AM