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November 1, 2005
The Wisdom of Prince Jughead
Prince Charles' moonbattery extends well beyond his groveling embrace of dhimmitude. A "60 Minutes" interview (tip from V the K) in advance of his sandal-licking pro-Islam PR tour gives some groan-inducing insights into the mentality of this walking warning against the dangers of inbreeding.
According to Prince Chaz, this whole civilization thing is overrated; economic progress is "upsetting the whole balance of nature." He frets about the importance of technology in modern life:
If you make everything over efficient, you suck out, it seems to me, every last drop of what, up to now, has been known as culture.
As for himself, he has been able to resist this trend by dressing up in a djellaba and pretending he's an Arab.
You would think the one thing even the Prince of Wales would have going for him would be a sense of propriety. Yet he is using his "learn to love dhimmitude" tour to inaugurate a new memorial garden in New York for British victims of 9/11. The tour will wind down on the West Coast, where the Prince and Camilla will meet with some of the derelicts who have taken over San Francisco. No word on whether Charles will dress up as a hobo for the occasion.
Being Prince of Wales would seem to be an okay job — jet all around the world indulging in your adolescent notions, with gold leaf on your limousine and toadies fawning at every turn. But apparently Charles isn't above a little self-pity:
The most important thing is to be relevant ... It isn't easy, as you can imagine ... It's very easy to just dismiss anything I say. ... It's difficult.
Who is going to tell the next King of England that the reason it is easy to dismiss anything he says is that the things he says are moronic? Maybe a photographic tribute would cheer him up:
Posted by Van Helsing at November 1, 2005 1:30 PM
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If you make everything over efficient, you suck out, it seems to me, every last drop of what, up to now, has been known as culture.
I get the distinct impression he preferred culture the way it was when the serfs worked the land for a subsistence level of existence and his type lived in castles, rode around on horses, waging wars and looking for maidens to deflower.
Posted by: V the K at November 1, 2005 2:55 PM
I believe Modam that you have covered all the most salient points here. Did Modam require a West or East facing room in the Bloody Tower?
I suspect his "dhimmitude" is the result of belonging to the most inbred family in the UK. Chaz and the Prez should have a fascinating day together.
Posted by: Milt at November 1, 2005 4:42 PM
I'm sure it's been said before, but is this prince simply the 21st century poster-child for the horrors of inbreeding?
PS sorry I've been away, VH. Doggone slave-master (and work, too). Gosh I've missed Moonbattery!
Posted by: The MaryHunter at November 1, 2005 6:57 PM
I think you're all being very unfair to Prince Charles. After all, by the looks of the last photo, he's finally gotten a job...as a doorman.
Posted by: Occam's Beard at November 2, 2005 4:32 PM
roflmao....too funny....
Posted by: kender at November 2, 2005 4:57 PM
These pictures are too funny!
Posted by: Always On Watch at November 4, 2005 1:10 PM
I am speechless before your genius in using Photoshop!
Posted by: miriam at November 5, 2005 6:02 PM
I can't take much credit for the photoshoppery. The only one I photoshopped was the picture with the dandruff. The rest I found the way they are.
Posted by: Van Helsing at November 6, 2005 9:15 AM
