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November 1, 2005

The Wisdom of Prince Jughead

Posted by Dave Blount at November 1, 2005 1:30 PM

Prince Charles' moonbattery extends well beyond his groveling embrace of dhimmitude. A "60 Minutes" interview (tip from V the K) in advance of his sandal-licking pro-Islam PR tour gives some groan-inducing insights into the mentality of this walking warning against the dangers of inbreeding.

According to Prince Chaz, this whole civilization thing is overrated; economic progress is "upsetting the whole balance of nature." He frets about the importance of technology in modern life:

If you make everything over efficient, you suck out, it seems to me, every last drop of what, up to now, has been known as culture.

As for himself, he has been able to resist this trend by dressing up in a djellaba and pretending he's an Arab.

You would think the one thing even the Prince of Wales would have going for him would be a sense of propriety. Yet he is using his "learn to love dhimmitude" tour to inaugurate a new memorial garden in New York for British victims of 9/11. The tour will wind down on the West Coast, where the Prince and Camilla will meet with some of the derelicts who have taken over San Francisco. No word on whether Charles will dress up as a hobo for the occasion.

Being Prince of Wales would seem to be an okay job — jet all around the world indulging in your adolescent notions, with gold leaf on your limousine and toadies fawning at every turn. But apparently Charles isn't above a little self-pity:

The most important thing is to be relevant ... It isn't easy, as you can imagine ... It's very easy to just dismiss anything I say. ... It's difficult.

Who is going to tell the next King of England that the reason it is easy to dismiss anything he says is that the things he says are moronic? Maybe a photographic tribute would cheer him up:

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What to wear when the djellaba's at the cleaner?

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Riding with Camilla.

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Carrying one of Camilla's hatboxes.

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Auditions for his next mistress.

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Auditions continue.

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George W. Bush doesn't care about penguins — but Charles does.

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Cursed itching and flaking...

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George W. Bush doesn't care about robots — but Charles does.

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"Good God, I've been drafted!"

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For Halloween Charles dressed up as someone in authority.