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November 22, 2005
Moonbat Soda
Politically correct kookiness destroys everything it touches — even soda.
Debbie Schlussel reports on the Jones Soda Co., which promises that "all sodas are completely vegetarian, certified kosher, and contain zero caffeine, calories, and carbs." Their National Holiday Pack's flavors are:
- Turkey & Gravy
- Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto
- Wild Herb Stuffing
- Cranberry Sauce
- Pumpkin Pie
Unsurprisingly, Schlussel reports that all five flavors taste terrible.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 22, 2005 4:09 PM
Comments
I just emailed Jones co. to tell them that my children will never buy their products ever again.
No response.
Posted by: Doug at November 23, 2005 5:01 PM
